Santos L. Helper

🎵 you got to pluck it before you fuck it 🎶

I think it's fine that you like to suck Immamac's dick, as long as he is consenting. If not you should be banned. Because you can't just suck off a dude if you feel like it, whether you think he deserves it or not. Seacrest out.

them titties ain't retarded

commie dicknozzle

oh sorry, that was meant for futureman

have you ever thought you two about meeting up and talking in person? Kinda like a summit. You'll have to take all the dicks out of your mouth, of course, otherwise all he'll hear is Jim Huffines yelling that he's about to blow on your tits. Literal fuckface

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Whatever south Oklahoma landfill you inhabit isn't important, what's important is that it sucks almost as much as the cumdumpster in Frisco you call a stadium

bitch

you're pretty worked up about it for some reason, guess you'll have a lot to think about during your 90 minute drive back home to Decatur

frisco ass bitch

fascinating what insider info are you going to share next, that honeywell makes the thermostats

A lot better than this piece of shit, but yeah it's terrible

Big ups to me #1 homeboy Derks over here for taking pity on me and finally trading me Whit Merrifield, who I've been trying to get all season.

Once. You have to travel back at least 200 years, can land in any location on Earth, and you can never come back. Where do you choose to settle, and why?

Evening, gentlemen. I recently got super high and ordered some of those expensive underpants that have a built-in ballsack. You know the kind. Cradles your boys. I got the ones with the big fucking eagle on the dick, because why not. And they're nice. But I was thinking about it, and I realized I don't really notice the sack bag as much as I thought I would--my nuts just don't seem to sag as much during the day as they do at night.. This, of course, boggled my mind. Maybe my scrote expands at night. Maybe my balls get bigger during the day. I don't know, but it's some laffy taffy shit. I keep waking up because my nuts fall down into my taint, and are inevitably crushed by my legs. I could be imagining this. tl;dr: My chain seems to hang lower at night, and I'm not sure if that's a real thing. Anyway, that's not the point. I know there are some doctors on this troll-infested third-rate ad farm. I'm also certain there are others among us who know their way around a mudflap. I'm far from an expert, because I pound that front bottom. I also don't really know anyone who I can ask honest medical and biological questions about my boys. So can we talk about our balls?