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UTGrad98

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  1. PUDDY: Let’s finish this up. JERRY: Did you two break up? PUDDY: That chick’s whacked. We’re history. I just left out a couple of things: rust-proofing.. JERRY: "Rust-proofing"? PUDDY: Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee JERRY: "Finder’s fee"? It was on the lot! PUDDY: Yeah, that’s right. Floor mats, keys.. JERRY: ‘Keys"?! PUDDY: How ya gonna start it?
  2. "Cigarette ?" "No no I never touch em" "Well I suck em down like coca cola." "Here's to feelin good all the time."
  3. Anyone by chance posted that they smell the top of their butt crack to gauge their cleanliness ? Because I googled it and there is no one. Not a single person on the planet that does this. It makes me feel like Im weird. And I fucking love the smell too. Like a strange and exotic chocolate. My wife wanted to call in to the Kidd Kraddick show some years ago and tell them about it on the "Does that make me crazy" part of their show. I absolutely told her she couldnt.
  4. I, for one, like the new heart system. There is a wholesomeness to it. Heart me if you agree.
  5. How do I change it from 10 posts per page to 50 ? If we cant, our game day threads are going to be 500+ pages each ?
  6. Present and accounted for. Decided to just stay the same.
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