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The Fantastic Dr. Scrote

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  1. well it certainly wasn't lucky for the monkeys
  2. October 30, 2010, Section 248, Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, bottom of the 7th
  3. And also, Amsterdam is the greatest city on earth, which is also nice
  4. much, much better experience flying into Schilpol for sure, and you avoid the ridiculous UK/Heathrow fees. And once you're on the ground in Europe, it's generally cheap as fuck to go on to somewhere else. Not to mention that the cost of flying BA direct from Austin is usurious. I avoid Heathrow at all costs. A fucking zoo.
  5. same. but smart to get the AAA for overseas. I use Allianz but thankfully haven't had to use it.
  6. 787 has cool color changing window tint. Otherwise it don't make a shit in economy
  7. this is why you always buy travel insurance
  8. I would like to understand how people who are paralyzed, like FDR, or Governor Abbott are able to make love. I assume there is some difference between the two, as FDR had nominal use of his lower body, at least as far as I understand how polio works. But was Abbott permanently flaccid before he was injured, or is that the tree's fault?
  9. I'm sure they're itching to combat racism on a glorified gopher server, Rowling will get right on it after he sets up the Liberty Institute
  10. also the last thread i posted was about a kitten giving me a boner and everyone just treated it as a generic thread about cats, so im not really sure what to make of this place anymore
  11. but i'm gonna win. sorry in advance
  12. Another question: do cats still catch and eat mice? For protein? I have some i can thaw
  13. Seriously though. I'm not gonna jack off on a kitten even if it does get me hard. I'll jack off *near* the kitten
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