The Fantastic Dr. Scrote

well it certainly wasn't lucky for the monkeys

October 30, 2010, Section 248, Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, bottom of the 7th

And also, Amsterdam is the greatest city on earth, which is also nice

much, much better experience flying into Schilpol for sure, and you avoid the ridiculous UK/Heathrow fees. And once you're on the ground in Europe, it's generally cheap as fuck to go on to somewhere else. Not to mention that the cost of flying BA direct from Austin is usurious. I avoid Heathrow at all costs. A fucking zoo.

same. but smart to get the AAA for overseas. I use Allianz but thankfully haven't had to use it.

787 has cool color changing window tint. Otherwise it don't make a shit in economy

this is why you always buy travel insurance

I would like to understand how people who are paralyzed, like FDR, or Governor Abbott are able to make love. I assume there is some difference between the two, as FDR had nominal use of his lower body, at least as far as I understand how polio works. But was Abbott permanently flaccid before he was injured, or is that the tree's fault?

I'm sure they're itching to combat racism on a glorified gopher server, Rowling will get right on it after he sets up the Liberty Institute

also the last thread i posted was about a kitten giving me a boner and everyone just treated it as a generic thread about cats, so im not really sure what to make of this place anymore

but i'm gonna win. sorry in advance

fine I'll do it

Another question: do cats still catch and eat mice? For protein? I have some i can thaw

Seriously though. I'm not gonna jack off on a kitten even if it does get me hard. I'll jack off *near* the kitten

I walk my dogs around my neighborhood quite a bit. In the last month or so, we've noticed a of kitten that seem to be living underneath one of the cars that parks on the street. (I think it is a Dodge Durango, so obviously it's a good shelter for them.) We feed it often, because I want as many feral cats as possible on my side at all times. Anyhoo. You might have noticed that it has been really cold lately, so the girls and I decided to bring the kittens in for the night. I haven't taken care of a cat before, never mind a half frozen kitten. How often should i feed it? Does it need milk? I think i read milk is bad. is it normal to get a boner when they rub on you? I don't mean when they're rubbing you on your dick. Everybody's gonna get hard with a warm kitten rubbing their dick. I mean when they rub on your face, or your legs. I don't want to fuck her (I think it's a her, not sure which one is the cloaca so hard to tell). Thanks for your help you're heroes!

Actually, if we colluded, there's a good possibility we'd both get worse

Want to collude, I'll compensate you in DOGE

yeah man it's fucked up

you sure showed him

Wasn't me. I finished second a few times. Now, it's this. Thanks, Jose

I love you, you Tommy Bahama looking motherfucker

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