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dcbc

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  1. I read that with a hint of phaser in my inner voice.
  2. Longhorn Rail-Rider.
  3. These are the same people who say "WAMPUS" and "SO-CO." There's such a thing as being a little too into the whole brevity thing.
  4. Pleae don't ruin focaccia for me. I don't have much.
  5. I got lazy after the game and just ground and mixed the meat. Stuffed them this morning and will try to get them smoked off later this afternoon.
  6. Hell, between the Godfather movies and Annie Hall. Fucking legend. RIP, nice-looking, polite lady.
  7. 330 Days until the Sam Houston rematch. OU Sucks!
  8. Yeah. I hope they don't screw it up. Looks like it will be good though.
  9. I skipped dinner at Lucia, State Fair tomorrow, and probably a deal on last minute tickets I can't pass up to stay at home and chill out with the dogs. I'll miss hitting up Lucia.
  10. Pfffff!
  11. Also, this was my younger son's Halloween costume five years later. Coincidence?
  12. Yeah, dude was a balloon arteest. I was just quoting the article because it made a better thread title. Although??? /thread name changed
  13. Believe me, a buddy and I stood at the back of the room at that birthday party and made all the jokes. No someone Photoshop Bob Stoops's or Brent Venables's head onto this picture.
  14. How do the unsmoked/raw sausages do in the vacuum sealer? I vacuum sealed the ones I cold smoked and they dried out enough to keep their shape.
  15. I did not have this on my bingo card for today. This guy was big on the Tyler birthday party circuit when my kids were little. I'm speechless (yet I guess I might have predicted this with a then-20-something balloon artist). https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/party-clown-turned-wife-killer-205206391.html Here he is at my younger son's third birthday party back in 2012.
  16. I'm being left to my own devices; just the dogs and I this weekend. So I'm making cheddar hot guts. I've got the cheese drying out and found a cheap, select, 10 lb brisket. Point end is seasoned up and going into the sausage while the flat was cubed up and frozen for ground beef at some point. OU Sucks!
  17. It's not just this moment. It's a lot of them. Feel free to share.
  18. Brent Venables pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal and attempts to make conversation with the person next to him.
  19. I figured I'd watch the game at the Lambda Chi House at SMU and wait for you to show up with a shit ton of beer, some wax cups, and a CPAP after the game. OU SUCKS!
  20. The secret Nazi base was on an island north of Crete in the Aegean Sea. Assuming Katanga's ship left from Alexandria and had sailed for a day or more before it was boarded in the Mediterranean , probably not a ridiculous distance. Assuming it was summer, surface waters of both of those oceans would be tolerable at periscope depth. Is lashing oneself to the periscope of a Nazi sub with a bullwhip for an extended period far-fetched? Yes. Yes it is.
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