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dcbc

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  1. Which Breville is it?
  2. At least it's not America.
  3. Thanks, President Mump.
  4. Came to post this. He was so fantastic. RIP Just a bunch of kids in animal costumes.
  5. Roll into Walgreens and get the shot. 1st shot has 93% efficacy. Second shot gets you to 97% 28 days later. No time like the present. /edit to add: make an appointment online to make it as short of an experience as possible.
  6. My primary doc told me the same thing ten years ago. I found a new doc pretty soon thereafter. My question that prompted response from her that had nothing to do with origin of the outbreak. Some people can't help themselves. Her practice morphed into a "med spa" peddling botox within a few years anyway.
  7. I've copied the requested language. Now I just need your phone number to send you a text in exchange for a check. Please and thanks.
  8. Now with way more racial slurs.
  9. Does Scottie know? /RIP
  10. . . . surrounded by roaches which had the good sense to vacate the burning house because that's not how you get rid of roaches.
  11. My crew lucked into some good lottery tickets for the shows at Moody in late June. Anyone else going?
  12. Lucky they didn't get the Lubbock strain. That Raider Rubella hts differently.
  13. Hope the true believers consume this news with a big glass of raw milk.
  14. What do you get from eating this . . . stuff? A colon full of shit. What a beating; it's rough Why is the drive thru moving so slow? Do you really Want. To. Know. You'll get dia rrheee-aaaa
  15. dcbc

    Gumbo

    So the boy came home from UT this weekend, and I decided last minute to make gumbo, which is one of his favorites. Since this was a last minute call, to make it happen and be ready by the time he got here, I tried jarred roux for the first time. This is my story: 1. The stuff I got was like $4 for 16 oz ingredients looked like roux. It was nice and dark. 2. That stuff is in there like cement. With all the chiseling and heating it up to get it out of the jar, I could have just made a roux. 3. So usually, I do 1 cup flour to 1 cup oil. So two cups volume. 16 oz jar. Yeah, this is definitely a 50/50 by weight situation because that stuff was thick. Couldn't really get that sizzle on the veggies when I added them. 4. Overall, it tastes fine. But this whole thing was a rush job. So I used box stock as well. It's delicious, but it's not what I'm making when the dignitaries come over for dinner.
  16. Did he find a Golden Ticket inside a drumstick or something?
  17. Damn straight. If it's a typo, then it's "War on Christmas" awful. But if it's this, I'm fifty-one years old, and I don't understand.
  18. NYT: "New First Family Pooch Soon to be in Residence!"
  19. 99.9% this with 0.1% of stop punching yourself.
  20. I posted something similar in the Trump's America thread. I think the high level of his fucking around accelerates the timeline of finding out.
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