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dcbc

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  1. "The state law does not allow us to have a closed primary," said George. "So we're just trying to get the court to tell us that the Republican Party of Texas has the right to have closed primaries[.]" So the law says you cannot, and you want a court to say you can? Legislating from the bench is fine when your side wants it, I guess.
  2. I made my first go at a prime brisket and cooked some ribs as well. I was not disappointed.
  3. dcbc replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Wow! Just wow! https://apnews.com/article/thc-ban-hemp-texas-marijuana-abbott-9379bb3ab75b7278e9a3ec56fad791a9
  4. I'm going to Yub Nub like never before.
  5. That's nuts
  6. Finally got around to giving it a go. Seasoned and cured the meat last night. Ground and cased today. Back in the fridge to dry out. I'll cold smoke tomorrow.
  7. Sir. This is an Arby's.
  8. Every orgy needs a witness.
  9. Manned test flight?
  10. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    THIS. IS. AMAZING.
  11. Okay. Are they twins and that is a fractional age? Is one 18 and the other 67 but still just now graduating from high school? Or is one 18 and the other 17, i.e. 67 was a typo, and you want a cruise where everyone can drink, minors are permitted, but it's not a butt-wiping Disney Cruise? Or some combination of the above? Zero cruise experience here, but I am confused.
  12. 1943. Pack of condoms . . . for Frederick Trump.
  13. We certainly showed them.
  14. I'll probably write both and release them at the same time. Goodnight Goon has a nice ring to it. Or Goodnight Freedom. Goodnight to the Constitution (except 2A) while whispering, "Hush." Spinoff. A parody of Is you're Mama a Llama: Is Obama a Citizen (spoiler alert: He is). "Is Obama a citizen, I asked this douche, Don. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Don did respond."
  15. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    See You iN Two-Weeks
  16. dcbc replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
    I think about this every time I go sailing and tie this knot. Also, this Finally, Quinn once was a bond villain.
  17. Pill-bug mode: engaged.
  18. Yep. I always remember it being a big deal growing up in Houston.
  19. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yeah, I thought that was him. He sort of hissed when he saw the camera. I wasn't aware he could be captured on video.
  20. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Poor phrasing on my part. I mean, it's originally a Texas holiday! I'm not exactly offended by the concept of skeleton crew days though. State agencies serve the public and theoretically need to be open to some degree most days. We get a lot of holidays you probably don't think about. Should Juneteenth be a full-blown state holiday? Yes. But alas, it's not yet as far as state agencies are concerned. And not to put too fine of an exclamation mark on your post, but the day after MLK day (or within a couple of days), I get comp time for working on "Confederate Heroes Day." So yeah, I know the brand. I haven't found the button that lets' me reject comp time for that "holiday" yet.
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