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dcbc

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  1. The ice-maker in our freezer is on the blink (shocking). So we've had to start ice-picking it on the regular. I walked through the kitchen a minute ago, and my sixteen-year-old is making a hell of a mess of the job. Me: "You've got to chip at it. You wouldn't last five minutes in Minnesota, Wisconsin, or just north of town for the matter." Ridiculous thing for me to say, but I hope he remembers it somehow and mentions it at my wake.
  2. I think you still could whisper, "worldstar," into his ear in the the voice in which you read Goodnight Moon to your young kids (". . . the quiet old lady, who is whispering, "Hush"). edit: I'm off to write "Goodnight, Trump." It'll look like MAGA, but it will be some lib-snowflake propaganda baked in. Yes, I know they can't read. Damn.
  3. This whole presidency is WORLDSTAR!!! It's exhausting.
  4. dcbc replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    The John McCain move. That'd be far out, man. But alas, it ain't gonna happen.
  5. Quite literally, a cornucopia Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more cor·nu·co·pi·a /ˌkôrn(y)əˈkōpēə/ noun noun: cornucopia; plural noun: cornucopias . . . . . . ; an abundant supply of good things of a specified kind. Edit: I wanted to photoshop a bag of Bugles coming out of that middle one, but I'm lazy.
  6. I'll almost always go for an "original" chip from pretty much any brand, but that doesn't mean I don't want the option of BBQ, Sour Cream & Onion, Salt & Vinegar, or sea salt and black pepper.
  7. Dammit. How did I fuck that Stephen King reference up with my sweet tooth? It's actually kind of funny as a combination fat joke, I guess.
  8. Say what?
  9. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
  10. Speaking of non-precision bombing, ammiright?
  11. Trump used his masterful AOTD negotiating skills. No nuclear annihilation, and, in exchange, Quinn comes back for one more season.
  12. I'm just now catching up. But from best I can tell, this Fat Wad has issued a fatwa. Is that about the gist of it?
  13. The tubes surely are made in China.
  14. This.
  15. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
  16. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    This is sort of like the Kenny Powers 4th of July Party where he's the only one at the NOS station.
  17. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Disco Jesus?
  18. dcbc replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Further down:
  19. Meanwhile, on the side of good, . . . . We're all
  20. Very nice compilation of live stuff.
  21. I gather that no changes are coming.
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