So.... here's a fucked up Louisiana story.....
Many years ago, I was road-tripping to Florida with a group of friends and lots of beer, merrily heading south on I-49. We arrive in the Alexandria, LA area at mid-afternoon. The interstate wasn't finished around Alexandria, so on our drive through town on the old road, we took the opportunity to pop into a convenience store for a bathroom break and to replenish the beer.
Some mud-caked locals, wearing work boots and jorts (no shirts) come in, and proceeded to yell at the clerk to come show them which beer was on sale, because they couldn't read the signs.....
Sooooo, we're leaving and the same locals, with beer in hand, hop into the bed of a nasty, old, rusty pickup truck, but not before one of them just unzips his jorts halfway between the door of the store and the pickup, and just starts urinating.
My group all simultaneously made eye contact with each other, and silently mouthed, "WHAT THE FUCK"
Louisiana exists solely for Arkansas and Mississippi to not be ranked dead last in every ranking of shitty state metrics.