Jump to content

TeeDubya

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    1198
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by TeeDubya

  1. Shit. Still alive. Someone wipe the oatmeal from his chin.
  2. Do dumbass fucksticks like him even know they're dumbass fucksticks?
  3. https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-donald-trump-polls-battleground-states-1908358
  4. Just keep moving the line of acceptable conduct to keep the orange cheetojesus on the side of decency.
  5. The look of utter embarrassment on his daughter's face when it dawned on her what was happening.
  6. Probably C-section. His mom wouldn't even want him near her vaj.
  7. Interesting take. I don't see that in the book of discipline, nope.
  8. Yelp review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Highly recommend being such a Fucker that you have to liquidate assets.
  9. Russia has shown zero ability to mount anything other than squad-sized attacks. Their ability to even mount company-sized assaults is questionable right now.
  10. “When he called Mexicans rapists, Republicans moved the line. When he mocked a disabled reporter, they moved the line. When he demeaned John McCain for being a POW and insulted a Gold Star family, they moved the line. When he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, they moved the line. When he extorted Ukraine, shut down the government to pay for the wall MEXICO was supposed to pay for, took his daddy Vladdy’s side over our own intelligence agencies, said Nazis were “very fine people” and praised murderous despots, they moved the line. When he bungled a pandemic, asked about injecting disinfectants and golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day, they moved the line. When he refused to accept the results of the election, plotted a coup and incited an attack against our Capitol, they moved the line. When his gilded golf motel was searched by the FBI because he had our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom, they moved the line. When he was indicted the first time, they moved the line. Then they moved it again for the 2nd, 3rd and 4th times. When he was found liable of sexual abuse which the judge said could be referred to as rape, they moved the line. Then they moved it again when he was found liable of business fraud. And now he is a convicted felon. A jury of his peers reached unanimous agreement that he was guilty on all 34 counts, and what are they doing… They’re moving the goddamn line. There isn’t a thing he could ever do that they won’t accommodate. Nothing. He could set fire to the Declaration of Independence while Boerberting Putin and shouting “Death to America” at the same damn time on a TikTok live and they’d twist themselves into whatever the fuck kinda pretzels they needed to in order for it not to cross a line. Because they’re cowards. Craven, cuckholding cowards. And for them, when it comes to Trump, there is no fucking line.”
  11. This is big, if true…..
  12. When does the dad sacrifice the fatted calf? The fattest fucking calf ever.
  13. Don’t forget to close the door, you born in a barn?
  14. But Biden’s a brown person-loving, baby-killing, open-border, tan-suit-wearing old, and stuff.
  15. Serious question: When this fucktard croaks his last Orange-Jabba breath, what happens to: -the GOP (locally, state orgs, nationally) -his sycophants who have attached themselves to him in DC -the brainless, brainwashed cult-members in our families and communities Is there a risk there’s someone fills that power vacuum who is even more dangerous to The Republic? Someone who has the ability to galvanize the dumbasses like Trump?
×
×
  • Create New...