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TeeDubya

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  1. Only the the very best people..... Oklahoma GOP Chair Nathan Dahm sent out this statement this afternoon, confirming one of the suspects arrested in the panhandle murders was the elected chair of Cimarron County Republican Party.
  2. Another data point: Monday, 4/8, while chasing optimum eclipse viewing, I drove 250 miles through the heart of Trumpistan, across SE Oklahoma and western Arkansas. Saw one Trump flag. One…. It was tattered, torn, and sun-faded. Even two years ago, there would’ve been too many, even for an aggy, to count. Perhaps the meteor of mediocrity is indeed burning out.
  3. I had plenty of speaking and other vocal expression caused by tongues at church camp....
  4. Fuck. I’m so disappointed these stupid shits didn’t get raptured and leave this mortal coil to more intelligent, less gullible people.
  5. Fucking Sunday School: why was I never warned the mark of the beast is a triple chin with fucking hamberber grease dribbling down it?
  6. Jesus, they could project movies on this couple's giant foreheads, or fiveheads.
  7. Tell me you've never had an orgasm without saying you've never had an orgasm....
  8. https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3046603
  9. Gotta be worth something to have a bible autographed by the antichrist.
  10. Are we declaring the age of their newest body parts, or what? Doesn't look like there's any factory-original parts on any of those well-worn chassis.
  11. What kind of super-strength eagle is that? Eagle running a heavy-duty container loading crane at a major port might be what's needed to lift his fucking fat ass.
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