Truman - finished off the Axis, impeccable morals, retired broke
Eisenhower - ended Korean War, ran middle ground economically, interstates and NASA, enforced Brown v BOE (even though he didn't agree with it)
JFK - Moonshot, Marilyn Monroe (and every other female within reach)
LBJ - Civil Rights bonanza, picking up his beagle by the ears, bragging about his schlong
Nixon - big ICBM treaties, withdrawing from Vietnam
Ford - pardoning Nixon, falling down the stairs, clemency for draft dodgers
Carter - human rights, Egypt/Israel peace, malaise, greatness as a former POTUS
Reagan - Showed commies we had infinite budget, started the demise of the GOP by embracing the Moral Majority and religious right,
Bush - End cold war without chaos, raised taxes, nominated that fuckface Clarence Thomas,
Clinton - Prosperity computer boom, Monica (and every other female within reach)
GWB - 9/11, great recession
Obama - Obamacare, DACA
Trump - High treason, insurrection, extreme dumbassery, IV bleach, narcissism, failure