Macklemore

Fuck the refs on the holding call on Wisner’s run.

Fuck Auburn. What a terrible QB.

Fuck that’s coming back

That’s a TD

That’s what I’m talking about!! Needed that!

stuffed!!

Deservedly so.

Don’t be a wet blanket. I’m fucking excited as hell to be in the best conference in the country with fun teams coming to Austin. SEC SEC SEC!! It just means more.

First SEC game!! Let’s go!!!!

That’s a fucking TD catch no question

I had more confidence in Pressly the last few seasons than I do Hader which isn’t saying much.

Does anyone feel confident with Hader as our closer going to the playoffs? I sure as hell don’t.

Fuck brick pinstripe uniforms, open star caps, Junction Jack, Tal’s Hill, Sheriff Blaylock’s nachos and fuck Drayton to eternity. His posturing that there was nothing wrong with the Dome when Bud was trying to get a new stadium and then after the Nashville talks to move the team prevented us from ever having a realistic chance to keep the Oilers. Remember Drayton REDUCED payroll his first season at Enron Field. I did a 40 page paper on the Oilers moving and Houston stadium issues back in 1996 for my sports law class. Got an A+ on it and during my research developed a loathing for that Baylor son of a bitch. Finally, Drayton’s lack of taste when it comes to design and architecture that is clearly visible at his toilet bowl namesake stadium at Rapelor is, unfortunately, also evident at MMP. The Sports Authority has approved money for renovations to MMP and Toyota Center. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/08/20/hchsa-approves-stadium-renovations-for-minute-maid-park-toyota-center/ I hope some of that money goes to re-skin MMP. Bullshit, hokey, fake old timey ballpark BS aesthetic never belonged for a Houston baseball stadium. Take inspiration from Bernabeu in Madrid and do something modern and consistent with “Astros”. Get rid of the outfield train and turn the HR celebration to something honoring our history with the Dome and space travel, maybe a rocket launching or something.

Angel Reese wanted the villain/heel role and now is crying about. Same flip flop she does complaining about sexualization but also feeding into it by posing for sexy pics. Fuck her. Most unlikable person in sports.

I ride or die with my hometown and am a diehard fan of the Astros, Rockets and Texans. I will call them out when they deserve it, praise them when warranted, and burn with anger, hatred and bile if they are a joke like the Texans were during the Easterby era. I’ll always be around the Houston sports threads on this site as long as I’m alive and this site exists.

I’m happy we won the AL West. Our core players brought us back from the abyss. I hope we get hot and steal a WS title from teams that had better regular seasons than us like the Nationals did to us, which still stings 5 years later. This team deserves to have a 3rd WS title. I am still not a fan of Espada and Dana.

Season 3 was peak Sopranos. Jackie Jr provided laughs with his stupidity and flailing attempts to break into the Mafia. Noah being a complete hateable douchebag. Pine Barrens was the best episode of the series. Vito’s fatass getting the drop on Jackie Jr. and whacking him from behind is an indelible image.

Don’t be a fucking cheapskate Tilman and let another city steal Houston’s NHL expansion team. NHL to Houston needs to happen before Atlanta gets its 3rd team or at worst both cities get the next 2 expansion franchises.

Media day and training camp starts next Monday at our beautiful new $70 million training center.

Ready for Liftoff sounds good to me:

Blake Fisher is the replacement for either Tytus or Tunsil. Hope he starts over either of those clowns. Tunsil and Tytus are not SWARM and need to go.

It’s time for the 2024-2025 season thread to start with training camp starting next week. Who is going to start it?

Laremy is not SWARM, should not be a captain of this team and needs to get the fuck out of H-town next season.

Go fuck yourself Laremy. This guy doesn’t give a shit and that’s the fucking problem.

I had a bad feeling about this game all week. Fuck you Laremy.