Dangle

Unfortunately, no, it doesn't

And Clark Phillips III and Lander Barton and probably Nathan Tilmon

Fair enough. Agreed. I don’t have a problem with misogyny or fat-shaming or anything else that people shouldn’t be up to. My panties do get irrationally bunched when I see what I think is mostly political in one of the few politics-free places left. I couldn’t care less who the target is. Anyway, I for one feel great about the chances of Myron Charles flipping.

Fat jokes are funny. Lazy partisan hackery is just that.

Whatever your political persuasion, this is the worst, laziest, least funny possible type of joke to make. ”I generally vote republican and see a fat Black woman. I’ll ask out loud if she’s Stacey Abrams. That will crush.”

I guess I'll just go fuck myself

Still boggles my mind how Skylar Thompson is in the NFL. He was so fucking bad at Kansas State. I'll be surprised if Amazon makes that money back. Who, other than the most obsessed Taylor Swift fans, is going to listen to the Kelce bros when every other NFL player has a podcast or regularly appears on one? Do they have that big a following? What are they offering other than the credibility that comes from playing in the NFL and the entertainment value that comes from being loud, mostly likeable doofuses?

Guilty as charged

Doesn’t answer your question, but Gerry has said he’s going to be Niblack-ish

Her dad fucked you?

Is Freddie Dubose mostly just recovering this year? Either way, sort of seems like he's going to be immediately recruited over

Yeah he and Bobby have said more than once Townsend is “physical” enough to play defense, isn’t dead set on offense like JT Sanders. If he’s already 6’3, 235 lbs., does he become another edge? Seems like he might grow out of LB. Has Anthony Hill’s exact height and weight already.

Does it say anything about a writer that his retirement announcement is in clickbait title format?

He's >300. Spider is ignorant as well as an idiot

Simon is committing to Texas on the 29th. There’s no suspense to that one. (I don’t know firsthand, but I’ve heard Gerry say as much at least twice.)