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PenelopeWitherspoon

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Everything posted by PenelopeWitherspoon

  1. Fuck you, Kirby, you whiney cunt.
  2. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
  3. When the announcers are saying it is a bullshit call, you know it is bad call.
  4. That is a completely shit call. Fuck you, refs.
  5. I went with Blanton's. Gonna need it.
  6. Bourbon and post tits for the boys I have been a member of this community since 2009, and I have never been drunk enough to post tits. L-O-Fucking-L. But I did pour a Blanton's.
  7. Well, a bottle of wine is down. I have two choices. Not open another, and be good so I can get to my early pilates class in the AM. Or say fuck it and pour a bourbon on the rocks becuase I might need it.
  8. But penalty free, please.
  9. I am doing my part. Could use some help.
  10. TD! Alright, boys. Fucking get this.
  11. Bad spot, but it don't make a shit.
  12. Idiot on Twitter with a bad take. You are still a complete cunt.
  13. Jesus. Arm coming forward? Nope. But can someone pick up Walker? Fuck!
  14. Wisener doesn't drop that, and this is a completely different game. Shit went off the rails there.
  15. The O Line needs to fucking wake the fuck up and play. They look absolutely horrible.
  16. Wow, facemask. I stand corrected.
  17. I have no hope this flag is good for us.
  18. Well fuck me, they put in Manning.
  19. That was a fucking hold. Holy fucking shit. When it is obvious and you are not calling it, it is just embarassing.
  20. It absolutely was intentional grounding. SEC-SEC-SEC is not going to call that against GA. They want GA to win this. They do not want Texas to win the league this year.
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