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  1. TheAuditor
    Obviously there are 12.
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    Texas 24, GA 16 26/133
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    There has not been one year in the last 40 where that isn't worth killing any one of you with a dull butter knife.
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    Good guys: 31 Dress Up Army: 23 284 Yds
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    That entire screenshot made me think of this: "If you never dare to be great, you'll always be mediocre" This is as close to SEC relevance as they have ever been, and they are crying about not starting Marcel against ND....Sack up Fake Army, good lord. It's all right in front of them - go win it, or go get your shit pushed in, either way, own it. They aren't one coaching decision or 10 from being a better or worse team than the one that was at Auburn.
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    I don’t miss this
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    Yep, cant wait for the quintuple OT “War in ALabama” victory cup, even though it’s Auburn.
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    That was the same crew as GA. Stunningly wrong and late call
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    OOC Home and Home I would like to see/travel to: (granted some of these would need to be 2:1) Oregon Washington Whisky Army AirForce App State
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    KY - 9 TX - 31 679 yds
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    Aggie has 6 true road wins since the 2016 season…..
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    Aggie ignores non-conference games for their SOS argument - cause only the SEC SEC SEC counts - I think that's the underlying mental wall they are building around their hive opinion on scheduling, but you asked me to lower my IQ level, so that prevented me from perhaps understanding your point.
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    This is correct. I lived in Little Rock for a year. It's not that the University of Arkansas hates Texas. Ark is like a giant city/state. The entire State hates Texas. They have no other major schools/no professional teams. They wear Razorback hats and gear to work the entire week, they call the pigs in the middle of professional environments, they paint windows at most stores in town with anti-Horns graphics, they throw major watching parties and close businesses early so people can travel to the game. This is all in Little Rock which is 190 miles away from Fayetteville. Let that sink in...They may suck, they may not, but their players have gotten an earful about this game from the moment they stepped on campus.
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    Tx: 42 Ribs: 24 Tx Rush/Rec WR yds: 206
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    I worry about ARK more than ATM offensively. Like every defense, we are susceptible to the physical run game esp with mobile qb ( Hey LSU, maybe you'll figure out zone read this year) Seeing JQJ at RB for ARK is not great Bob. Now, like FL, the trick is to get a two score lead, then all that run game stuff get's diluted to the point it don't matter. If we get good 1st Quarter Quinn, our D will be just fine.
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    Tx 34 Fl 16 243
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    This would be delicious. Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn’t even know a word yet—little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent.......
  18. TheAuditor
    Here's Baker re-enacting:
  19. TheAuditor
    You know the rules.
  20. TheAuditor
    This I believe to be a fact. We will see..
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    @Wulaw Horn Thanks for doing this each week and sorting the winners. Always a fun exercise each week. I’ll nominate sacks and qb pressures for future props.
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    Texas 31 GA 23 Total Yards 349 Bevo kills Uga this time and CDC writes a open apology letter but reminds them they had been warned and maybe they should have left the bitch at home.
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    As a not even close to sober watcher of the game from the easy bake oven side of the stadium, I thought the officiating was atrocious (no calls, bad calls, iffy calls, and lots of terrible spots) . After the first quarter it didn't really matter though other than helping keep a route 66 off the scoreboard. I expect the flags to fly both ways against GA in an attempt to keep game close, as a blowout is a bad look for SEC mythology.
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    Critical Question: Does the SEC rule of no exit during halftime exist for SEC stadiums or SEC vs SEC games? Can I go get my three wax paper beers at halftime or no?

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