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  1. TheAuditor
    Aggie has 6 true road wins since the 2016 season…..
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    Aggie ignores non-conference games for their SOS argument - cause only the SEC SEC SEC counts - I think that's the underlying mental wall they are building around their hive opinion on scheduling, but you asked me to lower my IQ level, so that prevented me from perhaps understanding your point.
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    This is correct. I lived in Little Rock for a year. It's not that the University of Arkansas hates Texas. Ark is like a giant city/state. The entire State hates Texas. They have no other major schools/no professional teams. They wear Razorback hats and gear to work the entire week, they call the pigs in the middle of professional environments, they paint windows at most stores in town with anti-Horns graphics, they throw major watching parties and close businesses early so people can travel to the game. This is all in Little Rock which is 190 miles away from Fayetteville. Let that sink in...They may suck, they may not, but their players have gotten an earful about this game from the moment they stepped on campus.
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    Tx: 42 Ribs: 24 Tx Rush/Rec WR yds: 206
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    I worry about ARK more than ATM offensively. Like every defense, we are susceptible to the physical run game esp with mobile qb ( Hey LSU, maybe you'll figure out zone read this year) Seeing JQJ at RB for ARK is not great Bob. Now, like FL, the trick is to get a two score lead, then all that run game stuff get's diluted to the point it don't matter. If we get good 1st Quarter Quinn, our D will be just fine.
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    Tx 34 Fl 16 243
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    This would be delicious. Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn’t even know a word yet—little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent.......
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    Here's Baker re-enacting:
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    You know the rules.
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    This I believe to be a fact. We will see..
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    @Wulaw Horn Thanks for doing this each week and sorting the winners. Always a fun exercise each week. I’ll nominate sacks and qb pressures for future props.
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    Texas 31 GA 23 Total Yards 349 Bevo kills Uga this time and CDC writes a open apology letter but reminds them they had been warned and maybe they should have left the bitch at home.
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    As a not even close to sober watcher of the game from the easy bake oven side of the stadium, I thought the officiating was atrocious (no calls, bad calls, iffy calls, and lots of terrible spots) . After the first quarter it didn't really matter though other than helping keep a route 66 off the scoreboard. I expect the flags to fly both ways against GA in an attempt to keep game close, as a blowout is a bad look for SEC mythology.
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    Critical Question: Does the SEC rule of no exit during halftime exist for SEC stadiums or SEC vs SEC games? Can I go get my three wax paper beers at halftime or no?
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    Tex- 38 178 rush OU - 13 90 rush 88 delta.
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    10:30pm October 19th.
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    Every year there are a couple of dorks in ATM jerseys. With the coaster climbing and a bye week i would wager 25+ wandering around. We should all point and mock them.
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    I root for them to lose every single game. The depth of their misery has no bottom when they lose, however the amusement park mechanical brigade eventually shows up and methodically rebuilds and puts the coaster back on the tracks and gives it a belt ride back to the top and the collective hive brain resets. Regardless of how many losses, they will believe that "we will put the world on notice and get a recruiting surge with a home win over the sips". The tears will be equally satisfying. Knocking them out the playoff picture would of course create a dangerous tears OD situation....
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    Remember when this was a thing? I remember. Dark days.
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    Just got this. Very pleased - Just need a good fall football weather day: https://www.ponchooutdoors.com/products/the-1963
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    Maybe
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    wouldn't you murder a whole vagrant?
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    That was UTSA right? Big DL and he limped off right after. One of several dirty plays by that team.
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    Lol. How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?

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