Everything posted by TheAuditor
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ESPN Channels and Disney owned ABC affiliates pulled from DirecTV right now
Streaming is way too easy to switch to put up with this BS. I just dumped DirectTV stream and started up YouTube.TV, Took 3 minutes and saved 20 bucks a month. F'm
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
1964 is the last boomer year. So 59 is the youngest boomer. I know this because I'm turning 60. Wait till Mrs Auditor finds out I’m officially not middle aged. Also Fuck Michigan.
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Prediction contest Week 2: Texas at Michigan
Texas - 27 Meat Chicken - 16 147 passing yards. 2INT (also two for QE)
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I just noticed that they are a short one year from tying their longest drought of real or invented championships since at least 1917 - 15 years (41-56 when they were all off defeating Italy, Germany, Japan, keeping Russia on their side of Berlin and showing China who was boss in Korea). All this determining championships based on games actually played, and lack of divisional participation ribbons is cutting into their success rate.
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Prediction Contest Week 1: CSU @ Texas
Texas 41 CSU 13 Quinn throws for 248, Arch for 165, 413 in the air. ~70% WR, so call it 289, plus 18 on the ground. WR: 307. Was I suppose to show my work? I feel like I was suppose to show my work.
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#10 Florida St v. Georgia Tech from Dublin, ESPN
Watched 1st quarter and half of second. Then bet gatech +175 to win and went and worked on roads at ranch. FSU defense is horrible.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Course in the years we don't play, we'll have a steady diet of "ATM clearly would have stomped Texas" , and "Snakey manipulated the schedule for his sip buddies to avoid a beatdown"
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
"now this is called the List Eater - be careful how you do student ticket distribution"
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Week Zero: College Football Starts Now
So Texas -3, Good?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wait for the organized boycott of Dr. Pepper. That will help.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
It's probably Fraud.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
From the Round-Up in Pharr (McAllen Kid, they were the bomb) to the Hyatt. The Fajita Journey:
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
This is all true but Mazie would like a shot at this title
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Where Should I Retire...?
Any hot sports opinions on Flagstaff? Seems interesting on paper, but maybe too small.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I think this latest Colin Farrell effort might be closer:
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2024 CFB Schedules - Coelenterates & Consequences
I think you have underestimated the importance the FCS schedule plays as conveyed by the renown philanthropist, Jimbo Fisher: “I don’t mind playing 8 or 9 conference games, I do believe this: we need to play a (FCS) game,” Fisher said. “I came from that league, (former Florida State head coach) Bobby Bowden came from that league. How do those schools make budget (w/out a big payday game vs. Power 5)? I think you have to trickle the wealth down to those programs, so they can make budget.” This kind of responsible leadership can lead to surprisingly strong fan support, as shown by the 12th man against UMass:
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Waco is a shit hole of epic proportions. It at one point led Texas in Meth related deaths per capita. I too would spend a weekend there before I'd go to College Station.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
These Numb Nuts need to worry about ND not us. I'm guessing God's betting the ND moneyline. VS:
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Ugliest celeb you would hook up with for 100k
Kate Beckinsale. I’m RAF
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Danger Close. Fire for effect.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
While not my license plate, has always been my motto.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I love this logic. The deal was done before the super regional at least and the staff and players conspired to get them to the CWS, through to the championship series, win the first game and waited until the final out to pull the rug out from under the fans just to fuck with them. Imagine what that group can do at Texas when they try to win!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Above Ground?- Tell Me About Texas a&m
And their fans embarrass their entire University and their catcher ole’ a tag on the winning run. Yep. Billy is in a groove tonight - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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