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TheAuditor

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  1. Dipped OG copenhagen in high school, in class, no spit cup Swam to the buoy off the tip of south padre Island (children's beach) , at night, drunk, and back to beach in a 10 person race. Did not win, but did not die. Drove parent's car into Reynosa at 15 to go drinking - a lot. Two stepped at the broken spoke with a beer in hand - was corrected. Bought a Ranch
  2. Oh I agree 100%. However, you don't see CDC talking to sports Illustrated about how the NCAA can Kiss our Ass. Idiots.
  3. These hayseeds are great theater: a) only Bjork would comment publicly like an ass about this - rubbing NCAA's nose in it has zero upside except to the red ass fan base, b) if there is a school in the SEC that the league office would sacrifice on the NCAA alter on NIL, it's ATM. Adults do business in private, Children do business in the press.
  4. Well Cumsteen is a Porn name, so maybe he's a trained professional I would put the over under at 60 for this site and print money on the under.
  5. I find this response surprisingly mellow from our resident insider and verbal assassin. Let's see how long this lasts....
  6. I think this is correct. The same brain trust that thought giving the SEC a good tongue lashing with no leverage or self awareness, gave their head coach a tongue lashing on his offensive performance, even though they owe him ~90M and have no leverage or self awareness. Jimbo maybe the Greg Sankey of College Station and this is his way of telling them to go Fuck themselves.
  7. That’s what a man looks like after a cocaine and hooker fueled 3 day bender in Vegas. Jimbo however just watched..
  8. That’s a Win Win
  9. Might be Momma....Just sayin..
  10. Good title for any aggie recruiting thread.
  11. I get the hyperbole, but woof. I think everything CTJ doesn't think is funny, is funny, and all the stuff he does think is funny, is also funny, but that movie sucked out loud.
  12. This maybe the outcome of a weeks long strategic summit by the Aggie brain trust. They desperately want a "win" to hang on the wall against Texas to SEC to their band of misfits. I don't believe SEC cares one way or another, and has a ton of scheduling complexity to work through in a 8 game, 1 year model (rivalry, previous home/home cadence, SOS balance, Tv matchups, etc.). This is a coin flip for Aggie, which means a 50% chance of getting the game and puffing out their chest about how they are senior member of conference, and the SEC listens to their demands etc, and a 50% chance they look like idiots. They already look like idiots, so no downside.
  13. What does this remind me of.......Oh yeah, this:
  14. Don’t forget Tech.
  15. Rent Free:
  16. Top Notch..I expect to see this repeatedly for the next 5 years. Well done. 1,3,2,4 Who am I kidding....1,1,1,1
  17. A&M has a 200% problem, not a 2% problem. They think they are twice as good as any fact set, history review, or prospective analysis would suggest. If they are even with Miss State, then they think they are twice as good. They look at our history, position, outlook and think "yeah, that's us, but we do it the right way"
  18. I would say troll given the statements, although all the bling makes it a tougher call. The ONLY two undefeated teams that year were Texas / USC. We could have started the year unranked and been in the title game. Rice with our schedule, record and results would have been in the title game. The stupid is just so thick. Gotta be a troll, right? Right??
  19. WORDS RELATED TO IMMINENT forthcoming, immediate, impending, inevitable, likely, looming, possible, probable, unavoidable, approaching, brewing, close, coming, expectant, following, gathering, ineluctable, inescapable, in store, in the air
  20. This is the best pictorial description of Texas A&M I've ever seen.
  21. This is how I view them, and how I think many of us view them. They are a caricature of a caricature of a cfb fan base.
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