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TheAuditor

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  1. I read this as aggy tits. Which also works.
  2. The other obvious "WTF" with those morons, is 24 should be LSU at home for AM. Do they really want a schedule that has LSU and Texas home the same year, and by definition, away the same year going forward. Do they really think the conference would give any member two away games in a row against the same foe? Seems obvious they would want those to alternate, but of course there is no logical thought process in the hive. Tarp seems to be the voice of reason on this topic which is the best of example of in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
  3. Garcon, a bucket for Monsieur.
  4. Facts aren't going to sway them. They have to live with one of two possible realities: 1) The Evil Empire of Texas has conspired for generations to use its money, status, and power to keep, as its sole priority, a laser focus on preventing A&M from reaching their rightful seat as an Academic and Athletic powerhouse or 2) They suck and have sucked for all of their living memory.
  5. True. PBR tall boy is a player, I would argue though the Blue refers to Ribbon not the beer style, but point taken.
  6. WTF is a Celis White? Any Beer with a color in the name is not a beer. Its Meade or wine, or bullshit, but not beer.
  7. Perhaps there is a Sensible Horns, Palace of Kindness on the Inter-webs for some.
  8. Think his contract runs Feb to Feb. Maybe just supporting the cause on the way out - no need to piss anyone off.
  9. Max Viagra is available - should solve the ED issue.
  10. Najee Harris won the Doak, and had 1800 scrimmage yards his last year at Bama. (same as Bijan). Drafted 22nd by Steelers, looked pretty good his first year, looked pretty ineffective this year although the stats between year 1 and 2 aren't all that different. 3.9 YPC vs 3.8 YPC. Difference between having to respect the QB his first year (yeah somewhat) and more stacked boxes this year - regardless Backs age fast in the NFL. I hope Mustardson goes top 15 and gets a great first contract, cause it's tough for backs to get the second one.
  11. I don't think this point can be over-emphasized when it comes to Sark's offense. We need to be more effective at inside zone for Sark's preferred play calling/world view to work. Imagine Mustardson with effective inside blocking - could have had a ton more wide-open down field drops last season.
  12. Yep, my bad, Akana was the one who weighed in at 196 . Wrong Thread, I am self retrospectively perma banning myself from this thread.
  13. 196lb? That's on the small side for Texas 6A HS ball for sure. Can't imagine that size at Texas. Frame doesn't look likely to get to 230 but who knows. Maybe the rare spin up to Safety?
  14. Only so many Couch Replacement Spokesman positions available for Columbus furniture, carpet and tile available to a 85 man roster.
  15. That’ll make your Kielbasa stand up
  16. Indeed. Someone needs to triple check his pockets for lead weights
  17. Guessing broken glass, wanted dog to chase down the bad guys without cutting paws.
  18. Now if that "Good Ag" Evan Stewart were to hit the portal, we'd have to shut this thread down to prevent the OD.
  19. I hear the motorcycle rides around Missouri State are fantastic.
  20. New Aggie Recruiting Pitch: What have I gotta do to make you love me? What have I gotta do to make you care? What do I do when lightning strikes me? And I wake up and find that you’re not there
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