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    This right here. I sat in the stadium after the first series where they shifted 11 out wide and wondered why in the hell we were still in 2 high shell with three man line. I was ten beers in and knew that was the wrong call. I think they overthink things sometimes.
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    The Best Kind.
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    We're lucky this is at home - Gonna assume Quinn is back cause otherwise this should be flipped. Texas 42 PossumEaters 35 RBs: 265 Only had two cousins and they were both older than I growing up. They were from south Florida and grew up in the swamp. When I was 12-13 they took me gator hunting and let me drink as many Busch 16oz as I could muster. I didn't seem them again till post college, and they were still doing the exact same thing (hunting gators) and still drinking Busch Tall Boys. It's why I think Coors Light is a premium beer choice.
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    Yes, but bend and then break defensive strategy married to a short play offense is going to lead to the Tech game. Don't worry though as it will occur again multiple times in the near future
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    Manrapeslaughter
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    33-24 Texas 117 yds for wr (Card starts)
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    They have a "must be taller than this sign" requirement at the entrance to the press box.
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    many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...
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    Austin: 45 San Antonio: 10 Prop: 285 Defense scores, Special Teams scores, C Wright hands off a ton.
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    1 - flood should make oline run laps till they puke for not fucking up that AL lb for putting quinn out. 2- we r going to mud hole utsa.
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    Believe the rule is if the ball is tipped no intentional grounding can be called. Thus once they decided he wasn't down, don't think they could call intentional grounding once they determined the ball was tipped. I was sure there was going to be a riot if the targeting had stood. Place was......Angry
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    Bama - 38 Horns - 41 QE - 309 APY Only stayed one night in AL my whole life - 18 years ago, we stopped in Mobile on way to Orlando with the kiddos. Was still getting the bags out of the car when the wife came out holding the 3 year old who had, upon getting into the room, promptly jumped on the bed, got pushed by older brother, and shattered his two front teeth on night stand. He was wearing a chest full of blood, teeth and screaming like a banshee. 5 hours in ER for guy to tell us to go see a dentist. Fuck Bama. LFG
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    Ohio State Alabama Clemson Utah.
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    Yep nowhere to be found on the depth chart. https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2022/08/alabama-releases-2022-depth-chart-who-are-the-starters.html The do have a starting CB named Kool-Aid McKinstry. Top 5 name.
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    Both rows define Go Ugly Early
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    56 -20 217yds I jumped off the cliff at Hamilton's pool, split my shorts up the seam to my waist and bruised a rib when I hit, then half swam, half dog-paddled to the shore and promptly puked up about a gallon of Coors light and burger king 2 for 4 buck whoppers. Some guy on the shoreline asked me if I was from Louisiana.
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    "Hope is not a strategy" - The Auditor
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    Great chart: So 1998 was last time we started unranked (AP) and finished ranked. Seems promising for this year.... Charlie's (last) 5-7 looks somehow like a bigger collapse than Sark's 5-7 at least through the lens of the highwater mark. Must have been that ND win that aged like road kill. Course Mack Brown's 5-7 says hold my beer.
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    Yep - Didn't double check my work. Back of Line!
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    Turns out they are TIED for third along with FLA , LSU with 16 conference wins in last three seasons. Only Florida and LSU shitting the bed last year prevented them from being Sixth.
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    It IS the Rabbit.....Look at the bones!
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    Why not do position consensus average for player groups if you want to grade: .951-1.00 A .901-.950 B .881-.90 C .851-.88 D <=.85 F or better yet, root for as many highly rated guys as we can, and hope that Aggy continues to step on their junk.
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    Am I a bad person if I thought the lead instructor was a dude for the first 30 seconds and that this was a parody before camera angles, leotards and adam apple shots confirmed that I was incorrect?
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    People who have 1M to spend on their favorite past time/passion - don't do it to go to jail, or even to have to think about how their lawyers need to keep them clean especially if there is a viable, alternative approach that accomplishes the same impact and keeps them clear. I think this has been CTJ's point about the bags will continue to get smaller as viable alternatives emerge. The fact that aggy is the last of the big money boosters to get this shouldn't be lost on anyone.
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    Lots of ranch land in that circle - Just none that can be bought on Insurance commission check income.

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