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TheAuditor

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  1. It'd be interesting to see whether ATM or Jimbo could understand the output and meaning of a NPV analysis.....likely would need Sexton to explain to all parties.
  2. Tex 35 Roaches 31 703 total passing yards I dated an above my level slice of hotness in high school who after going on high school Senior Days to Padre, decided I might not be husband material. Fast forward to Junior year at Texas, we are playing TCU and who do I see out there as a TCU cheerleader? Miss Hotness of course. I boasted to my buddies that was an old flame of mine and that I was going to track her down and take her out. Well, I tracked her down, tragically she remembered SPI and had no interest in a date nor a long phone call. Ah to be young again with those kind of closing skills.
  3. Ah. No he’s not. Good route runner. Pretty good hands. Seems to struggle w balls in the air. He’s very good. Not all time. Not yet.
  4. Combined, Elon Musk and I are the richest men in the world.
  5. Tex - 28 Kstate- 27 Kstate with 2 turnovers, 3 touchdowns and 2 field goals, 64 Plays, 58 yd run by Deuce who reminds us all that small scat backs and 2nd string QBs are the bane of our defense.
  6. I get recruiting is ultimately an opportunity, trust, comfort thing married to money/path to money issue for these kids. I just never understood X School didn't recruit me when I was in 8th grade so I'm not interested. I had many an attractive co-ed not give me the time of day - which had zero impact on my interest level when they occasionally got liquored up at a party and succumbed to poor pick-up lines and made bad life choices. So is Texas the attractive co-ed or are the Recruits?
  7. Couch fatalities however spiked dramatically
  8. TX: 45 OSU: 38 26: 289
  9. And give the best directions to opposing fans.
  10. Do you have 1st half line?
  11. Texas - 38 Iowa State - 24 37 - 218
  12. Tragically No. They are the same age.
  13. She's a Southlake girl - hence natural connection to Quinn. She's a senior and was on the field as a Bevo handler date (Spurs). I've also known her since she was 8-9 - grew up with my Son. Hence I'm trying not to read the comments too closely....
  14. This right here. I sat in the stadium after the first series where they shifted 11 out wide and wondered why in the hell we were still in 2 high shell with three man line. I was ten beers in and knew that was the wrong call. I think they overthink things sometimes.
  15. We're lucky this is at home - Gonna assume Quinn is back cause otherwise this should be flipped. Texas 42 PossumEaters 35 RBs: 265 Only had two cousins and they were both older than I growing up. They were from south Florida and grew up in the swamp. When I was 12-13 they took me gator hunting and let me drink as many Busch 16oz as I could muster. I didn't seem them again till post college, and they were still doing the exact same thing (hunting gators) and still drinking Busch Tall Boys. It's why I think Coors Light is a premium beer choice.
  16. Yes, but bend and then break defensive strategy married to a short play offense is going to lead to the Tech game. Don't worry though as it will occur again multiple times in the near future
  17. Manrapeslaughter
  18. 33-24 Texas 117 yds for wr (Card starts)
  19. They have a "must be taller than this sign" requirement at the entrance to the press box.
  20. many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...
  21. Austin: 45 San Antonio: 10 Prop: 285 Defense scores, Special Teams scores, C Wright hands off a ton.
  22. 1 - flood should make oline run laps till they puke for not fucking up that AL lb for putting quinn out. 2- we r going to mud hole utsa.
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