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TheAuditor

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  1. First was 84 (tie game, goal-line sweep on fourth down into the largest puddle of water on the field - thanks Fred!) Probably 30 or so since. Yes, I've already opened a beer this morning, see you bastards at the exes tent.
  2. Shouldn't you be off scrubbing the internet for pictures of Lord Urban's fingerbang? Leach has a place in college hall of fame as an offensive innovator. Yeah, he's not the best head coach but he changed the game, and he absolutely hates AM as do we.
  3. If we lose to Tech, at Home, we'll end the season a sub 500 team, recruiting will crater (some more?), Sark's seat will be smoking, Card will transfer, South Austin's mom will close her legs, and our Pet's heads will fall off. We are winning or Surly will burn to the ground.
  4. All that and your Trojans came back from the dead and put an absolute ass kicking on the former fighting pirates. Pretty good road trip!
  5. Envy is an ugly thing. I hate you.
  6. LHN is great if you're a horns fan. The pregame and postgame coverage is stuff you don't get anywhere else. The in-game is good enough. If you're just bitching about access, then I get it, but go to a bar. Wait till you watch a game on the SEC network - good lord. They openly question the refs for any call against the SEC in a non-conf game. They make the Hobbit look fair and balanced.
  7. Finland says hold my vodka, and 2/3rds are hot (hot swedish, hot russian, battle-axe russian). Nordics are definitely worth a trip
  8. I take issue with this. I prefer a murder of villainy and scum or perhaps a parliament of villainy and scum rather than hive.
  9. This is the proper, blue blood method of telling your conference commish to review their job description and to go get their shine box
  10. This is the stupidest thing I've seen in a very, very long time.
  11. Burnt Orange Karma is a Bitch.
  12. Neo surfer meets roadhouse surfer.
  13. The girls at OU used to give full rides for a decent chlamydia test result when I was at Texas.
  14. This is the correct answer. Run heavy doesn't help, nor does shitty qb play. Need to see worthy light it up.
  15. JFC JFKFC. Its not even September. Panic after 9/4.
  16. Ranch boat I would guess (light weight for small holding tanks/ponds) and stocked given size of Bass - Also Shipley is running ranch real estate now - so probably the one taking the picture. If you've got 1M+ laying around you can buy a ranch from him. Ok, back to 3star QB talk....
  17. How? That's one of mine, hard to find outside raffle or secondary at 450+ Try Taverna Rosa - very solid bourbon list with most unicorns (incl pappy, etc) at decent price points.
  18. I lived in Little Rock in 87-88 (yeah old as dirt) - Arkansas wasn't really on my hated listed out of UT as it seemed in the 80s it was Ou/Aggy who drew most of our attention. That all changed when I lived in AR. They absolutely hate us - like shut down the state capital the friday before the game so we can stew on just how much the collective hates Texas. When they ask you where you're from in AR, they mean what part of AR or which high school did you go to. If you tell them you're from Texas, well, good luck selling them anything or getting them to lift a finger as a service provider. You are an outcast.
  19. They may have Les Miles PTSD from Ok State....
  20. Covid showed the fractures in their ivory tower, when they claimed no CFB and SEC and Big 12 said hold our beer. They seem to realize more quickly in this situation that they are not the king makers, and as you point out, that they will be much quicker to the mud pit.
  21. 247 Sports came out with top 150 portal transfers for 2021. I had been following our folks (in/out) and a few that were rumored to be targets but for the most part was not paying attention. I was surprised by a few items as represented by the list: 1) Texas first inbound is our new RB at #70 from AL (Robinson) Prior to #70: 2) Texas has three outbound (Ingram, Smith, Alford) 3) Suck has three in the top 21 - all inbound from Tenn and 5 overall 4) SMU (3), Baylor (2), WV (2), TCU (2), and Tech (1) What does it mean - not jack shit - other than this staff didn't hit the ball out of the park on inbound talent where there was a bunch out there for the taking. Maybe our bag game was stuck in neutral through the major parts of the cycle, or they had other shit to worry about, or that list sucks.
  22. Is the home sideline darker than rest of field? Or am I old, Or both?
  23. I'm guessing an "S" is enroute (nvm - it arrived) . However the "H" is not centered on Bevo's nose, thus the Goal Post will look F'd when they put it up - either uncentered on the nose or on the H
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