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TheAuditor

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  1. This would be delicious. Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn’t even know a word yet—little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent.......
  2. Here's Baker re-enacting:
  3. You know the rules.
  4. This I believe to be a fact. We will see..
  5. @Wulaw Horn Thanks for doing this each week and sorting the winners. Always a fun exercise each week. I’ll nominate sacks and qb pressures for future props.
  6. Texas 31 GA 23 Total Yards 349 Bevo kills Uga this time and CDC writes a open apology letter but reminds them they had been warned and maybe they should have left the bitch at home.
  7. As a not even close to sober watcher of the game from the easy bake oven side of the stadium, I thought the officiating was atrocious (no calls, bad calls, iffy calls, and lots of terrible spots) . After the first quarter it didn't really matter though other than helping keep a route 66 off the scoreboard. I expect the flags to fly both ways against GA in an attempt to keep game close, as a blowout is a bad look for SEC mythology.
  8. Critical Question: Does the SEC rule of no exit during halftime exist for SEC stadiums or SEC vs SEC games? Can I go get my three wax paper beers at halftime or no?
  9. Tex- 38 178 rush OU - 13 90 rush 88 delta.
  10. Every year there are a couple of dorks in ATM jerseys. With the coaster climbing and a bye week i would wager 25+ wandering around. We should all point and mock them.
  11. I root for them to lose every single game. The depth of their misery has no bottom when they lose, however the amusement park mechanical brigade eventually shows up and methodically rebuilds and puts the coaster back on the tracks and gives it a belt ride back to the top and the collective hive brain resets. Regardless of how many losses, they will believe that "we will put the world on notice and get a recruiting surge with a home win over the sips". The tears will be equally satisfying. Knocking them out the playoff picture would of course create a dangerous tears OD situation....
  12. Remember when this was a thing? I remember. Dark days.
  13. Just got this. Very pleased - Just need a good fall football weather day: https://www.ponchooutdoors.com/products/the-1963
  14. wouldn't you murder a whole vagrant?
  15. That was UTSA right? Big DL and he limped off right after. One of several dirty plays by that team.
  16. Lol. How the fuck did adding aggy to a list of stupid, tired words make me an aggy?
  17. Aggy
  18. Texas loves 50s this year. No reason to stop: TX- 56, MS - 9 Total Yards: 510 Crowd fights caused by cowbells in someone's ear: 3
  19. Scuba?
  20. BG coach makes Elko Boiler look like a starter kit.
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