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    Shrelko?
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    Texas 59 UTSA 9 243/207/18 (468) Arch gets his first 200 yard game.
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    Nope. Not a Badger. Texas undergrad and grad. Not a mathematical proof as much as an observation that I saw 5 wide sitting on the yard marker against Mich and I couldn't remember seeing that from this Team in the previous couple years. Maybe it's been there and I've never noticed.
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    This. I'd love to hear the laminations of their women as much as the next, but the only way Mich was going to win that game in the second half was if we allowed them back in with short fields.
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    Indeed. Noticed on replay the corners and LBs sitting on 1st down mark. Never noticed that last year. Is that Nansen or simply zero worries about their passing game deep?
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    Streaming is way too easy to switch to put up with this BS. I just dumped DirectTV stream and started up YouTube.TV, Took 3 minutes and saved 20 bucks a month. F'm
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    1964 is the last boomer year. So 59 is the youngest boomer. I know this because I'm turning 60. Wait till Mrs Auditor finds out I’m officially not middle aged. Also Fuck Michigan.
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    Texas - 27 Meat Chicken - 16 147 passing yards. 2INT (also two for QE)
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    I just noticed that they are a short one year from tying their longest drought of real or invented championships since at least 1917 - 15 years (41-56 when they were all off defeating Italy, Germany, Japan, keeping Russia on their side of Berlin and showing China who was boss in Korea). All this determining championships based on games actually played, and lack of divisional participation ribbons is cutting into their success rate.
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    Texas 41 CSU 13 Quinn throws for 248, Arch for 165, 413 in the air. ~70% WR, so call it 289, plus 18 on the ground. WR: 307. Was I suppose to show my work? I feel like I was suppose to show my work.
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    Watched 1st quarter and half of second. Then bet gatech +175 to win and went and worked on roads at ranch. FSU defense is horrible.
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    Course in the years we don't play, we'll have a steady diet of "ATM clearly would have stomped Texas" , and "Snakey manipulated the schedule for his sip buddies to avoid a beatdown"
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    "now this is called the List Eater - be careful how you do student ticket distribution"
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    So Texas -3, Good?
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    Wait for the organized boycott of Dr. Pepper. That will help.
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    It's probably Fraud.
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    From the Round-Up in Pharr (McAllen Kid, they were the bomb) to the Hyatt. The Fajita Journey:
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    This is all true but Mazie would like a shot at this title
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    Any hot sports opinions on Flagstaff? Seems interesting on paper, but maybe too small.
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    I think this latest Colin Farrell effort might be closer:
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    I think you have underestimated the importance the FCS schedule plays as conveyed by the renown philanthropist, Jimbo Fisher: “I don’t mind playing 8 or 9 conference games, I do believe this: we need to play a (FCS) game,” Fisher said. “I came from that league, (former Florida State head coach) Bobby Bowden came from that league. How do those schools make budget (w/out a big payday game vs. Power 5)? I think you have to trickle the wealth down to those programs, so they can make budget.” This kind of responsible leadership can lead to surprisingly strong fan support, as shown by the 12th man against UMass:
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    Waco is a shit hole of epic proportions. It at one point led Texas in Meth related deaths per capita. I too would spend a weekend there before I'd go to College Station.
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    These Numb Nuts need to worry about ND not us. I'm guessing God's betting the ND moneyline. VS:
  24. TheAuditor
    Kate Beckinsale. I’m RAF
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    Danger Close. Fire for effect.

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