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TheAuditor

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  1. Texas loves 50s this year. No reason to stop: TX- 56, MS - 9 Total Yards: 510 Crowd fights caused by cowbells in someone's ear: 3
  2. Scuba?
  3. BG coach makes Elko Boiler look like a starter kit.
  4. That pass should get a coach fired
  5. I hope so.
  6. ATM playbook for GA/Texas: Texas wins by double digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to hand Texas the game on a silver platter Texas wins by single digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to hand Texas the game Texas loses by single digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, would have blown them out except Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and the refs /SEC/ ESPN/ Mouse conspired to keep Texas in the game Texas loses by double digits: Georgia was clearly the better team, score would have been worse except Texas got lucky on plays a, b, c, and even with the refs / SEC/ESPN/Mouse/Jesus trying to help Texas look competitive otherwise they would have gotten boat raced.
  7. You're right. Here they are on their way to class:
  8. They have a law school?
  9. Fuck that. I was there. I had TCU t-shirt fans (both of them) give me shit walking back to our car parked in someone's lawn. My least favorite away game.
  10. I feel the lack of respect for the undefeated Warhawks is quite high. They are higher in FPI than....Wyoming, San Diego State, Utah state, and our previous scrimmage mate Colorado State. This is a focused, well coached team with a chip on their shoulder, a blue-collar work ethic, and a firm belief that they have a puncher's chance. Texas 63 - 10 Arch - 268/77 for a 345 and a seat on the bench at the end of the third. Again.
  11. This seems extreme, take up betting on games, it makes them more interesting.
  12. The youths tell me he was discussing on his Podcast with Ocho Cinco. Google Clubshayshay
  13. Was at AA. No issues, but we were a group of 6 guys, so that tends to keep it reasonably good natured, even if we are approaching old as dirt status. Was at AR in 21. GREAT time, but hanging out in their bar scene Friday night in horns gear was unique and not for the thin skinned. I stopped in a bar to let a 75 year old little old lady pass as we were working our way through a jammed packed crowd, as she passed me she said "Thanks Texas"..... actually that's not what she said, what she actually said was "Go Fuck Yourself, Texas", which I thought was pretty damn funny. In general I thought Arky was 100% hostile, but 90% good natured about it. Like Tuscaloosa, it's the late night drunk T-shirt fans you really got to keep an eye on.
  14. Texas 59 UTSA 9 243/207/18 (468) Arch gets his first 200 yard game.
  15. Nope. Not a Badger. Texas undergrad and grad. Not a mathematical proof as much as an observation that I saw 5 wide sitting on the yard marker against Mich and I couldn't remember seeing that from this Team in the previous couple years. Maybe it's been there and I've never noticed.
  16. This. I'd love to hear the laminations of their women as much as the next, but the only way Mich was going to win that game in the second half was if we allowed them back in with short fields.
  17. Indeed. Noticed on replay the corners and LBs sitting on 1st down mark. Never noticed that last year. Is that Nansen or simply zero worries about their passing game deep?
  18. Streaming is way too easy to switch to put up with this BS. I just dumped DirectTV stream and started up YouTube.TV, Took 3 minutes and saved 20 bucks a month. F'm
  19. 1964 is the last boomer year. So 59 is the youngest boomer. I know this because I'm turning 60. Wait till Mrs Auditor finds out I’m officially not middle aged. Also Fuck Michigan.
  20. Texas - 27 Meat Chicken - 16 147 passing yards. 2INT (also two for QE)
  21. I just noticed that they are a short one year from tying their longest drought of real or invented championships since at least 1917 - 15 years (41-56 when they were all off defeating Italy, Germany, Japan, keeping Russia on their side of Berlin and showing China who was boss in Korea). All this determining championships based on games actually played, and lack of divisional participation ribbons is cutting into their success rate.
  22. Texas 41 CSU 13 Quinn throws for 248, Arch for 165, 413 in the air. ~70% WR, so call it 289, plus 18 on the ground. WR: 307. Was I suppose to show my work? I feel like I was suppose to show my work.
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