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Herbie Hancock

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  1. A long, long time ago I waited tables at a nice steakhouse. We had an Air Force base in town. One night I got a 20-ish person retirement party. All Air Force brothas. Every. Single. One. Had an Asian wife/girlfriend that spoke limited English. Everyone was paying separate, so I’m having to around and ask who is with who and so on. I get to the fourth or fifth lady and she says to me “the black guy”. I had to collect myself because every guy at the table was black. So I tried to diplomatically narrow down my choices for her date. After several unsuccessful trjes, this very frustrated Asian lady with a very thick accent yells incredibly loud “CHOCOLATE THUNDAA!!”. One head snaps around and she points and says “dat one”. /csb
  2. That’s what I had assumed, but I trust strangers on the internet more than myself so I appreciate the input. Christmas Eve it is
  3. Gordon didn’t play a single home game all season and mercy ruled everyone anyways. They’ll fall off hard next year, and I imagine their HC heads off for greener pastures, but they’ve been fun to watch.
  4. North Texas HEB’s have rib roast for $5.77/lb. Just picked up a whole one for Christmas Day. I’m leaving Friday for work and will be gone until Christmas Eve and thinking about rubbing it with Dijon mustard then blasting it with SPG tomorrow and leaving to sit until Christmas morning. Anybody think that would be too long and would produce too salty of a taste?
  5. He doesn’t adhere to any values. When someone tells you what they are; don’t argue with them about it.
  6. The snow was really cool, and the city was so quiet and peaceful this morning. It was awesome. Now I’ve had my flight cancelled and the earliest they can get us out is Tuesday morning. Not so awesome.
  7. He’s a flaming fucking idiot. Tigers don’t change their stripes.
  8. I’ve got a better idea. How about you put that impotent fuckstick on ignore like the rest of us and quit quoting him so we don’t have to be subjected to his idiocy.
  9. When you imply that I don’t know what I’m talking about, it rustles my jimmies. I’ve spent entirely too much time and effort to be good at what I do to not get rustled.
  10. When? Because he wasn’t even their leading receiver when he had 7 catches for 60 yards and….checks notes….zero td’s.
  11. Met a group of aggies at McSorley’s today and they were staying at Bowery Hotel and swore it was the best ever. The loudmouth also wouldn’t stop talking about how much he just paid for his new house, or how he paid for his nieces college tuition because he doesn’t have kids. And that was when I turned to my wife and said this is why people from Texas get a bad rap.
  12. What was your BUN and your alt/ast? It feels like you might have been significantly dehydrated more than anything. With him wanting you to come in for an Iv and a blood draw next week it’s indicative that everything else looks fine (or he’s an idiot) in regards to your cardiac health.
  13. I’m still waiting on you to explain the difference in these two so my simple mind can understand
  14. Please, tell me the difference between the two.
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