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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Fire boat has 3 DOA from the Potomac River
  2. He’s German and can make sausage? Sounds like an NIL opportunity for Green’s in Zabcikville. Sign him up!
  3. I prefer the Sazon Goya Tomate y cilantro over the Knorr, but I am deeply interested in trying those chips.
  4. Unless your friend is looking to get fucked, and I’m not talking proper fucked, the last thing he needs to do is engage in battle with an insurance company that has an army of lawyers at their disposal.
  5. Goddammit some of you really fucking suck. And I’ve had pimphand and tejas on ignore for at least two years now, so let that percolate for a minute.
  6. I keep a composition book in my locker at work. I jot down notes or blurbs with the date and basic info from interesting calls I go on. Senior guy when I first hired in told me I should do it. 12+years now and I’m on my third book. I write about as well as old people fuck, but I have high hope that it will outsell Kramer’s coffee table book of coffee tables. Some of the entries would put this thread to shame.
  7. I’ll just do what I always do, and PM Spy for a link to the pirate site he’s posted the link to many times before. Then I’ll cast it to my tv and watch.
  8. I will punt a puppy if it would get Lay’s to bring back the kettle cooked Wasabi Ginger chips.
  9. Don’t buy the Kia of boots?
  10. Yeah, but it’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark….we’re wearing sunglasses.
  11. ….pickled jalapeños….I bet you glow in the dark you’re so white mijo.
  12. Buy two rare breed and a Kentucky spirit all for the price of that bottle. Thank me later
  13. Ahmad Brooks was on his was to playing soccer in Europe and for the US national team until Mack Brown showed up with a scholarship offer. I think it worked out well for everyone except the USSF
  14. Probably hanging out with Goo Punch; slamming QT roller dogs and chugging Mountain Dew Code Red.
  15. She the one that joined a cult and started shoving crystals up her butt and lighting all those candles you can buy at the michoacana? Or was that F250’s ex? And Bolverk was swindled out of his woman by the people with backyard chikkins, right?
  16. I’m gonna butcher the fuck out of this, but when you and I spoke several years ago you said something incredibly profound that I’ve tried to keep in mind throughout several different situations where it was applicable. “Allow them the dignity to fully experience the consequences of their actions. Until they hit rock bottom, there will be no change. And there is nothing you or anyone else can do about that. Everyone’s rock bottom is different.”
  17. One used pair of her panties every month for the next decade. And a signed picture of her starfish with a sharpie in it. And the sharpie.
  18. I’ll have you know Hank the Cowdog is 81 finely written masterpieces complete with illustrations, not pictures.
  19. Color me shocked that an aggy is talking about wang flavors
  20. It sounds more condescending, and I will never miss an opportunity to mock that gigantic twatwaffle.
  21. Click the damn link you quoted or I’m gonna start calling you laketraviswilliam2.0
  22. Notice it’s the same handful of posters that piss their pants everytime about it. As intelligent as some of those people fancy themselves to be, it is fascinating that they haven’t figured out how to work the ignore feature yet.
  23. I imagine as long as we continue to have success on the field coupled with a strong NIL backing we will be floated as a possibility for just about every portal entry or potential entry.
  24. So there is no misunderstanding where the board stands on South African nazi’s, but what is the official stance on Illinois Nazi’s?
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