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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Oh well fuck me Marcus!
  2. 2 on and no outs, now we do what we always do in this scenario
  3. You eat your dinner, your pork and beans, Biff eat more chicken any man ever seen
  4. I didn’t hear it. I read it on KSAT, KWTX, and KHOU most notably amongst others
  5. So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
  6. Found safe in Oregon. Boyfriend in custody.
  7. Player A: 62% on 155-250 for 2330 passing yards and 31 TD. QBr 129. 107 carries for 660 yards and 9 TD Player B: 72% on 191-266 passing for 2992 and 41 TD. QBR 141. 209 carries for 1585 yards and 32 TD’s. I know which one I want. I know which one everyone would want.
  8. If the only way to make that joke die was to take Futureman off of ignore I would do it without hesitation.
  9. Is this honestly the first time you’ve heard of this?
  10. I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not
  11. You can’t understand why we keep sending the SP with the second lowest ERA on the team out to the mound?
  12. Kelly you goofy fuck
  13. Get your shit together Gray
  14. Dick/Butt Large Endowment Fund Dick/Butt Large Endowment Fund
  15. That was fun
  16. Fucking hell Robo
  17. Holy shit we actually got some runs
  18. Nate has never been accused of moving quickly
  19. I gave your mom’s red cat a package with a nice ring to it last night
  20. 29 more innings from Eovaldi and he’ll trigger his player option for next season. Not nearly as optimistic about our rotation next year without him
  21. 2 innings: 3 K, 2H, 1 ER and 0 BB.
  22. First pitch out of the gate 100mph followed by 88 mph slider.
  23. If Miami is our competition then it’s not because he wants to win or be paid handsomely for his services https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/40884354/substantial-doubt-company-miami-booster-john-ruiz
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