Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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2025 Fitness Thread
Asking a novice to almost double their squat in 6 weeks is an interesting tactic for sure. I would focus more on proper form and understanding how to activate the targeted muscles before pushing the weight, but I’m just a dummy from the internet.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
12 hits and 10 left on base. Impressive suckage
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
That was fucking putrid
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Definitely Leody in center field
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Two successful challenges in one game?? What in the blue fuck is going on.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Is Danny Devito our home plate ump? Just noticed that’s a tiny fucker back there
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Needed that one
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Looked like DeGrom was gonna get out of the inning with under 40 pitches. That shit went sideways in a hurry
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Well fuck there it goes
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
We can’t score with two on and no out, so I’m not gonna hold my breath here
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
That different angle looks good to me, but our luck is shit on these Holy shit
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Israel vs everyone war thread
I made the mistake of telling a guy from Worcester that he didn’t sound like what the movies make them out to sound like. He was not amused, and informed me that’s because he went to school past the third grade. That the accent you hear in movies like The Town is only carried by mouth breathing idiots. Needless to say that was the last conversation I had with him that week.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
https://www.streameast.sk/mlb/texas-rangers-pittsburgh-pirates/
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Bourbon
You’re an asshole of the highest order.
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Bourbon
No, no it wasn’t.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Nothing like being 25 minutes from a Level One trauma center and calling for a bird that has a 25-30 minute ETA, cold load at 10-15 then spool up and back in the air for an 11 min flight. Then 6-7 minute unload time. On a good day that’s a 45 minute turnaround. Good thing the motto for ems is do no harm….
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Fort Worth is exploding
Yeah they ain’t coming back.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I’ll go ahead and take the blame since I was at all 3 games. My wife, the most oblivious person on the face of the earth, even took notice of how happy and how much fun Salvador Perez seems to be having at all times. I’ve always been a fan purely from the perspective of the fucker can play ball, but this was my first time to see him up close and personal. Dude is all teeth, all the damn time. Just happier than a pig in shit to be here…..unlike me watching us get swept.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Salvador Perez listed at 255 pounds on the screen….maybe if you cut off a leg he’s 255. That’s a wide load
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Big Sam came to party
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Fat people that don't want to die
I believe it was Troph I mentioned this to in the thread from a couple years, but Stan Efferding and his 10-minute walks are something you should seriously consider. Might check into his vertical diet as well and see if that’s something that you could do.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Goddammit Jack quit with the longball
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Well shit
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I see you. You’re not as ugly as the real Elmer Fudd, so you go that going for you.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Used to hang out with this creep at 8.0’s when they had the Texas Music Series during the summers. Fast forward a decade and his daughter was at my hospital a few times and he hooked me up with Pickin for Preemies tix. Sounds like they just need to flush this turd and be done with it. https://www.fox4news.com/news/justin-franzell-former-fort-worth-radio-host-sentenced-jail-after-violating-probation?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK-v-BleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHvNucT6zh5A185x8h2oumDj0cKHIcfAM0pTeM32_9acfjAWbH_ClIgudKsJF_aem_K2TzyIwB6zgs8SoiaRS5Aw