Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Bourbon
You’re an asshole of the highest order.
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Bourbon
No, no it wasn’t.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Nothing like being 25 minutes from a Level One trauma center and calling for a bird that has a 25-30 minute ETA, cold load at 10-15 then spool up and back in the air for an 11 min flight. Then 6-7 minute unload time. On a good day that’s a 45 minute turnaround. Good thing the motto for ems is do no harm….
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Fort Worth is exploding
Yeah they ain’t coming back.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I’ll go ahead and take the blame since I was at all 3 games. My wife, the most oblivious person on the face of the earth, even took notice of how happy and how much fun Salvador Perez seems to be having at all times. I’ve always been a fan purely from the perspective of the fucker can play ball, but this was my first time to see him up close and personal. Dude is all teeth, all the damn time. Just happier than a pig in shit to be here…..unlike me watching us get swept.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Salvador Perez listed at 255 pounds on the screen….maybe if you cut off a leg he’s 255. That’s a wide load
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Big Sam came to party
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Fat people that don't want to die
I believe it was Troph I mentioned this to in the thread from a couple years, but Stan Efferding and his 10-minute walks are something you should seriously consider. Might check into his vertical diet as well and see if that’s something that you could do.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Goddammit Jack quit with the longball
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Well shit
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I see you. You’re not as ugly as the real Elmer Fudd, so you go that going for you.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Used to hang out with this creep at 8.0’s when they had the Texas Music Series during the summers. Fast forward a decade and his daughter was at my hospital a few times and he hooked me up with Pickin for Preemies tix. Sounds like they just need to flush this turd and be done with it. https://www.fox4news.com/news/justin-franzell-former-fort-worth-radio-host-sentenced-jail-after-violating-probation?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK-v-BleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHvNucT6zh5A185x8h2oumDj0cKHIcfAM0pTeM32_9acfjAWbH_ClIgudKsJF_aem_K2TzyIwB6zgs8SoiaRS5Aw
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2025 MLB thread
Told him mayonnaise doesn’t go on hot dogs?
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No Cuntry for Young Men
My brother in law is short (kinda resembles Mr. Peepers in appearance and general hygiene habits)has 3 baby mommas that are as wide as they are tall, and if it weren’t for my mother in law paying his property taxes the last several years he’d also be homeless. And since he works for my father in law I know he’s made over $110k/year since 2018. Maybe you’re right and he’s just the outlier.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
I’m not interested in the micro, I was specifically speaking of the macro. No groups, even outdoors, of more than 3 or 4? and no congregating in of different households. My wife’s friend was/is a CG instructor and she was cornered on several occasions by county health officials. On one occasion they video’d her teaching a class and then came to her to ask if everyone had maintained the 6’ distance. When she said yes they shoved the camera in her face and what they claimed to be multiple violations of the 6’ rule, threatened to have her cited for trespassing on city property and several other “infractions”. My point being “they”, made it incredibly hard to be healthy, and all in the name of “health”.
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No Cuntry for Young Men
He posts here under the username Helobious. And before that we had Bedouin and Grendel.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Heck, less than 5 years ago they closed all the gyms and places where people went to get exercise and release stress in the name of science and public health…..
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Break out the brooms!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Can’t find it now, but saw earlier Garabito released and Dunning to the 40-man. LSB has Garabito news but nothing about Dane.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fuckkkkk
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Davey Robertson is rested and ready. Time to let it fly
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fuck yeah Corey finally grows a pair
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Goddammit that shoulda been a run
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Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
But not everyone that hates everybody is mentally ill……
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Fort Worth is exploding
Yes. I’ll text you in a bit.