Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I can dig it
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Little Josh is the little engine that could. He’s our catalyst. At least that’s what I’m telling myself anyways. Choo choo motherfuckers!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Double pizza!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Higgy pizza!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Jesus fuck man
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Of fucking course
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Would be 4 and no outs if dipshit hadn’t swung at ball 4 that bounced in front of the fucking plate [emoji2357]
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Holy shit a run
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
My childhood? My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
Telling someone else how they should feel, and then calling them names and making personal attacks when they don’t feel the same way as you think they should. I’ve heard this all before…
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Fat people that don't want to die
Your doctor is trying to tell you as diplomatically as possible that if you’re that concerned about your health, start working out and eating better. They’re the easiest and most likely to yield positive results. He also may be of the opinion that you’re looking for more medication to address the symptoms and not the cause of the issue.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Garcia for president!
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Fort Worth is exploding
Oof. That’s a lot of Tim Love in one day.
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2025 Fitness Thread
Wanna know the good news? Everything you just posted is fixable. It’s not an easy fix by any means; it’s gonna take effort, but it is absolutely within your power to get it done. Can I ask now that you’ve identified the problem(s) that need fixing, what is the biggest hurdle stopping you from doing so?
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Jake Skole, Jason Botts, Justin Smoak, Brad Wilkerson, Chad Allen. We trotted out some truly shit rotten meatheads in the late 00’s. At least Smoak got us Clif Lee.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Shoulda took her. The fat girl that bartends upstairs makes a fantastic Bloody Mary.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Take your ass across the street to Rooster’s and get the Big A burger and some rooster tails.
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Fort Worth is exploding
I mean they sell rubber dicks there, but they sell lingerie and all that other shit too. 270 pound nosetackle at the front desk is less than ideal to talk to, and she likes to talk but it ain’t bad. Better than the dirty store at 199 and surfside that’s run by meth heads. Don’t ever make that mistake
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Fort Worth is exploding
Lol probably not. I’m sure he’s talking about Velvet Box. It’s on Morton to the east of where the old Pop’s Safari Room used to be
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2025 Fitness Thread
In my gym right now there are 11 people. 6 of which are definitely over 50, one more maybe. Myself and one other guy in our late 30’s, and two females probably in their mid to late 20’s. In another hour there will be another 10-12 people show up and they are all at least late 40’s. The over 45 crowd outnumbers the under 40 crowd 3 to 1, and I don’t train at a mainstream chain gym or “health club”.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Nice one Wyatt
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
So was that! Somebody finally told these guys we can score too?
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
That was unexpected
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'Targeted terror attack' in Boulder
- Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Cue the fucking elephants. Rocker you dipshit - Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
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