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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I have this argument with my wife probably once a month. She gets all spun up about a 4 pound increase (she weighs herself everyday, which is another argument in itself). I weighed myself fresh out of bed, at lunch, and again at night just to prove a point. Some days I am as much as 11 pounds heavier at bedtime than when I woke up that day. She still doesn’t listen. [emoji2357]
  2. My robe is multicolored, not black. Exhibit A:
  3. I’ve said it here before but for some reason it constantly has to be reaffirmed. You didn’t get fat/out of shape in a week. You won’t get skinny/ripped in a week either. And once you get skinny, you won’t get fat again in a week. MAYBE two pounds of a 10-12 pound jump in a week is fat, the rest is water due to inflammation. Get back on track and in a week to ten days you’ll be at most 2-ish pounds over where you were before you went off the rails. Progress, not perfection.
  4. I’m not a student on geopolitical happenings, but I am on fire behavior, building construction, and all things previous history with regards to significant conflagrations. This is quite par for the course in just about everywhere outside of the US, Canada, and to a lesser degree England. I wouldn’t put much into an idea that this was anything other than multiple entities cutting corners and having finally catch up to them.
  5. I have always used the bucket on the tractor and some rope to string my deer up for cleaning. Put it in the shop a few weeks ago and it’s gonna be there a while. So I bought this thing and it’s awesome. The swivel that allows you to use it to load your harvest is kickass. I can’t believe I waited this long to get something like this
  6. I’m not impressed with Lott, and it has nothing to do with his physical abilities. Kid has a lot of quit in him, especially when things don’t go his way.
  7. None of which have contained an inkling of the bitchassness you displayed during the game. Cunt.
  8. Jesus H Christ what a stupid fucking take.
  9. wtf Sark sneak that shit
  10. Holy fucking shit Arch with the wheels
  11. Our unwavering commitment to doing dumb shit is truly remarkable
  12. Jack Endries is a grown ass man
  13. Arch getting the yips was not on my bingo card for this game. Yay
  14. Arch has got to settle down. 5/15 for 28 yards so far is not gonna get it done.
  15. I guess the Beverly Hillbillies moved to Johnson County. Alvarado has some kid named Clampett that has 5 touchdowns so far. 47-13 Alvarado Stephenville begins their sodomization of Canyon Randall in 15 minutes at Tiger Stadium in the land of the white buffalo.
  16. Gonna be Alvarado vs somebody next week. 11:09 left in the 2nd quarter Springtown 7 Alvarado 7 6:39 left in the 2nd quarter Springtown 7 Alvarado 30
  17. In no shock to anyone, Thompson continues to be a dramatic little bitch.
  18. Never seen this one in the wild before. I like hot, but it’s got to have flavor. This meets that criteria.
  19. Playwright Irish Pub on 35th st between 5th and 6th Ave was great when we were there two years ago. Not a big UT contingent by any means, but the atmosphere was fun and there were enough TV’s that nobody had any issue putting one on the Horns game. Got a few free drinks out of the locals for being the first person from Texas they had ever met.
  20. And in both instances there’s a good chance a guy in black robes tries to touch your no-no square.
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