Herbie Hancock

Dear god Adolis that started in the LH batters box and kept tailing

I have a good friend that played/pitched up to AA in the mid 90’s. Might have even gone farther if not for injury. He has had season tix to Roughriders for the least 15-ish years. He text me last summer that Langford would make next years (2024) roster and that he was one of the best prospects he’s ever seen. Said the kid had patience beyond his years and the ball comes off of his bat different than anyone he’s seen (including Gallo).

Oh hey, another ‘Dolis dinger. That’s cool I guess

ISIS and their ilk have been using drones for 15+ years now. Flying IED’s into FOB’s and whatnot has been a calling card for a good while. As shitty as it sounds, the more prominent and dangerous threat to our home turf is a Heath Ledger in The Joker type; someone with no specific affiliation or allegiance that just wants to watch the world burn. A fuck the establishment type, which seem to be increasing in number by the day. People with affiliations and agendas are much easier to spot and keep an eye on.

Never been and I can’t find anyone that has. Marquez is the next block up on Division and Pancho Tacos is just east of 360 on Division so I’ve never ventured over there.

Those are sharp. A younger Herbie would have zero issue stepping out to chase fat girls in those.

Break out the boomstick

This fucking ump

I have a buddy that is a big time hunter. Been all over the world killing critters and was even on ESPNoutdoors back when that was a thing on Saturday mornings. He has a large social media following so he does Q&A’s on Instagram periodically. Someone asked what sidearm he would recommend for hunting in bear country, and his reply was hilarious and true: whichever gun you want to commit suicide with because you can empty the mag and all you’re gonna do is piss that bear off.

I always have a sidearm on me when I’m away from the house, whether it be working cows or hunting, and never once have I found myself in need of shooting a cow. Wanted to shoot a few donkeys on more than one occasion, but never needed or wanted to shoot a cow and I don’t know of anyone that has.

Damn. 24 years ago today

Let’s go ahead and cover all our bases here. Fuck the lawyers too. All of them. The incompetent ones that couldn’t put these shitbag cops away and also the lawyers that defended the shitbag cops.

For $40 this isn’t bad. I know less than fuck all about tequila so I’ll hang up and listen, but it doesn’t taste like it has additives and I drank half a bottle and woke up the next morning before my alarm and felt like a million bucks. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

I drove to the top of Pike’s Peak in 2013 and about had a goddamned stroke. Rode to the top as a passenger a couple years ago and pre-gamed with a fifth of Tito’s. That was much better trip

C-man, I need to make a claim on my roof but my policy renews April 9th. Will making the claim now adversely affect my renewal/rate? Should I wait until after it renews to make that claim?

I’ve worked in a world renowned children’s hospital for almost a decade. The most ill-behaved, disrespectful, and emotionally/mentally stunted children I have ever seen in my life are the ones that have to have a screen in front of them at all times. It spans all races/religions/income brackets.

How do we feel about Tulum?

Ha I never venture over there these days. If I have to grocery shop out there I support the family business and go to HEB. I do know the Tom Thumb on W 7th had a half dozen taps at one point, but it’s probably been 2 years since I set foot in there. Brookshires is supposed to be cheap beers. Not dollar beer cheap, but reasonable.

I don’t understand the willful ignorance of people, my parents included. I also don’t understand the intentional consumption of negativity. Example: I opened Instagram this morning while finishing up my cardio because it’s a distraction from the mundane. Chad Prather was at the top of my feed. I started following him 7-8?? years ago because he was a standup comedian that I found humorous. He has now morphed into a hateful, absolute lunatic right wing nutter . The video that he posted this morning was him reacting/responding to a Dylan Mulvaney post, and of course it was hateful and derogatory. I did what I should have done long ago and unfollowed Chad. Not because I am a fan of Mr./Mrs. Mulvaney because I am not at all, but because I refuse to intentionally subject myself to that kind of negativity. It has to be a truly miserable existence to devote so much of your time and energy to being negative like that. But there are hundreds/thousands of comments on that post and many others just like it that echo Chad’s words or add even more hatefulness to them.

Pilot Point might have found their new HC. He’s got a 3A state title on his resume, but should have at least one more from that same time period.

The fucking olds are on social media 10x more than anyone else. My mother and father (mid 60’s) are the worst offenders. Not a single visit with them goes by where one or both them will go off on some societal/political rant, and when you make the unfortunate mistake of engaging them like I do, you discover the rant to be based upon something “I heard”. Ask a few more questions and they didn’t actually “hear” anything; they saw a fucking meme from some slapdick troll account named Barry Mccockinner and ran with it. These are intelligent, college educated people getting spun up by total nonsense. Absolutely insane.

Oh for fuck sake. Take a lap you idiot

I’m betting it’s Batch 02 since that’s what the label says [emoji6]