Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Fort Worth is exploding
He’s too ornery to get kilt like that. It’ll be some old biker hag stabs him in the parking lot of Maxine’s with a rusty pair of needlenose pliers
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Fort Worth is exploding
Spy gonna have to stick with Kincaid’s for awhile now
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2025 MLB thread
Modern day Mother Teresa
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Hoe Lee Schitt
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Marcus is fucking putrid
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Joc Jack time!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I’ll go ahead and put in the call for Joc now.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
16 fucking hits and 10 LOB. Wild
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Have a seat fucko!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Bring me pizza fuckers!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I’m buying you a Boone shirsey if Joc hits for the cycle tonight
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
If Jimmy Neutron and Johnny Bravo had a douchebag son. Also, if you couldn’t tell I’m not a fan of any of the three Boone’s. Not even Boone’s Farm Melonball.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Are you for real, or are we being punk’d?
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
If you have algae your chemistry off. Address the cause, not the symptom.
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The Site's Destruction
Are you talking about the looney birds that demanded Imma disable twitter embeds because muh feels or the folks that were annoyed at the lost content that resulted?
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OJ Simpson has died
The first pair of titties I got to feel belonged to a girl named Sara the summer between 8th grade and freshman year. They were nice. Freshman year of college she came back to town and was at the country club after hours drinking with a large group. They went out on a golf cart and she managed to fall out of it and land on the beer bottle she drinking from. Bottle broke and stabbed her right thru the heart. Nice titties didn’t save her.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
That was fun
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
The prodigal has returned. Tonight we rake.
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2025 MLB thread
Yeah we covered that when it happened four days ago
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Someone piss on the chinaman’s rug. Please.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Watching this teams feels like in Space Jam when the aliens zap all the superstars of their powers and they’re left with the talent of a potato.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Way to settle down kid
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Got a stream east link? I’m mobile and 33 is blacked out on directv app.
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WTF is wrong with Jacksboro
Jacksboro has not one, but TWO Allsup’s.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fuck you Marcus. Can’t hit. Can’t run the bases. Can’t field. What the fuck would you say you do here dipshit??