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Herbie Hancock

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  1. I’m really not. And I don’t think I’d fit into his “posse”. I’m white, closer to 40 than 30, and have nothing to offer that would benefit him unless he finds himself shot, stabbed, or on fire. I do, however, possess enough life experience to reserve comment/judgment on a topic of this nature until further information is available. And I believe in mocking and belittling those that jump to conclusions.
  2. Now, let’s go back and quote every single bitchass that threw him under the bus and publicly shame them.
  3. 11” in Red River in the last 3 days. I won’t be dealing with the spring break fuckery, but that’s more snow than they got all of November and December combined.
  4. Went digging and found this little guy tucked away collecting dust.
  5. So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
  6. Next Saturday the 15th grand opening. Gonna give it a month or so before I venture over there. Apparently they’ve been giving away a shit ton of 30 day guest passes. That’ll definitely get the Azle and Mineral Wells crowd into town. No fuckin thanks.
  7. Those people are idiots and so are you for trying to ruin this thread. Take that shit the fuck out of here
  8. If we could institute a dumbass and an asshole tax (tax for being an asshole, not the body part) on our own citizens we would be out of debt by Flag day.
  9. Thanks for reminding me I need to get back to Socorro this year.
  10. Two issues with that article: Texas does not rely any more on volunteers than any other state, and Texas absolutely has a statewide professional firefighting agency.
  11. Fuck you guys for making me say something nice about dipshit, but after the wildfire deaths in the panhandle in 2017 the state reevaluated how they handle these situations beforehand and adjusted. Not as good as they could or should have, but provided more assets and infuriated more pre-planning than they ever had before. Then, in 2018 we lost a great man in Andy Loller out in the Davis Mountains. Again, the state was reactive instead of proactive, but we always say it takes someone getting killed before real change comes about. Changes were made for the better. And again, after last year’s Smokehouse Creek fire that killed a Fritch fireman and a civilian, the state finally decided they were all in. Since November of last year there have been state assets, both ground and air, pre-positioned in high hazard areas so that in the event something kicks off we can get ahead of it before it becomes too much. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go scrub myself with a bar of Lava soap and a bottle of Gojo.
  12. Because pooping in public could be considered an act of deviance, but more so because of the alliteration that comes with combining deviance and defecation?? Of all the things that get posted on this site daily; I am baffled that that would cause anyone angst. Also, to be told, on this site no less, that my sense of humor is immature is equally baffling. My apologies
  13. I guess it wasn’t as funny as it sounded when I typed it out?
  14. ….and the sounds of a deviant defecating next to the bear. NTTAWWT.
  15. My dipshit boxer would have a run in with one about every six months. This went on for a solid 5-6 years. It happened enough that I got pretty damn good at pulling quills and he got good about sitting there for it.
  16. My wife was offered a position in FWISD that would have been an almost $30k increase in salary with a reduction in responsibilities, and she declined. Initially I was not pleased, but holy fuck that place is a shit show.
  17. Spy had a friend? or someone similar that had not nice things to say about the place. Everything I’ve seen from several different people I know is it’s a nice spot. Bonnell made a post about it a week or two back as well. Funny enough when I saw the name I immediately thought it was a Bonnell venture
  18. No. And you don’t want any government to have that kind of power. Especially this one.
  19. I thought they released the final report a couple years ago? Edit: nvm, that was the 1,3 Butadiene explosion in Port Neches.
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