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  1. Herbie Hancock
    Ain't no boys injectin me with nuthin I aint one of them funny fellers that bats for the hobos. I'll keep my $4
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    Sounds like something a narc would say. How do I know you're not a narc? Pampa ain't that far from Tulia, and they're real good at setting people up in Gray County. I'm not trying to spend a night in the Potter County Pokey either so don't go trying to meet me at the Taco Villa at 287 and Grand.
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    Insurance is more expensive. Get a GoodRX coupon and it's significantly cheaper. $70 for a 4 month supply. Gels, pellets, creams are all inferior to intramuscular injections.
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    Albany led 24-0 at halftime and from what I can find Collinsville never made it across midfield in the first half.
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    Bhang? I don't know you, and I'm embarrassed for you for that shit.
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    I imagine you as the resultant spawn of Mailbox and Satya getting it on in a Bruceville-Eddy truck stop bathroom while BillfromlakeWeirdo watched.
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    How much weight you think Elko could shed if he jumped out a window and lost a leg?
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    Parking lots open at 7am. Doors open at 9am.
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    I know quite well what he said as I've watched that movie/series well over 100 times. I was making my own list to fit the topic at hand.
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    Idk why, but when I'm at the farm by myself I always end up watching Lonesome Dove. Probably because I'm far enough from civilization and other people that I feel like a modern day Gus; enjoying the finer things in life like good whiskey, guns, and a scarcity of people.
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    To steal a line from a rather obscure movie named Lucky Number Slevin: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle." Someone in here doesn't possess the ability to be introspective, and it's not you.
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    Jesus tittyfuckin Christ
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    Parking lots don't open until 7am and they close 90 minutes after end of game.
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    My guy is way too far for you, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that you should light your vehicle on fire before letting Jerry's GMC in Weatherford touch it.
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    13" fresh powder in the last 24 hours at Red River.
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    Same. The late Friday combined with how early I have to be there Saturday is not ideal.
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    Abilene vs Aledo in Stephenville on Friday. Fud, you drive and I'll bring the whiskey and Allsup's burritos?
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    This is bad. Really fuckin bad. It feels like both teams are actively trying to lose
  20. Herbie Hancock
    Fuck a duck. Fuck all the ducks. Fuck 'em!
  21. Herbie Hancock
    No other explanation: there is a god and he hates Tech
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    Big Dick Bert in the house.
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    Brownwood 27 Springtown 17 6 left 4Q Abilene 27 NW 14 4 left 4Q
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    NW driving on Abilene and finds themselves in a 4th & 4 at Abilene 29. Eagles D holds and takes over on downs with 5:22 left in 4Q
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    Brownwood 20 Springtown 17 11 left in 4Q Abilene 20 NW 12 10 left in 4Q

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