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  1. Herbie Hancock
    Idk why, but when I'm at the farm by myself I always end up watching Lonesome Dove. Probably because I'm far enough from civilization and other people that I feel like a modern day Gus; enjoying the finer things in life like good whiskey, guns, and a scarcity of people.
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    To steal a line from a rather obscure movie named Lucky Number Slevin: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle." Someone in here doesn't possess the ability to be introspective, and it's not you.
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    Jesus tittyfuckin Christ
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    Parking lots don't open until 7am and they close 90 minutes after end of game.
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    My guy is way too far for you, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that you should light your vehicle on fire before letting Jerry's GMC in Weatherford touch it.
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    13" fresh powder in the last 24 hours at Red River.
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    Same. The late Friday combined with how early I have to be there Saturday is not ideal.
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    Abilene vs Aledo in Stephenville on Friday. Fud, you drive and I'll bring the whiskey and Allsup's burritos?
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    This is bad. Really fuckin bad. It feels like both teams are actively trying to lose
  10. Herbie Hancock
    Fuck a duck. Fuck all the ducks. Fuck 'em!
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    No other explanation: there is a god and he hates Tech
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    Big Dick Bert in the house.
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    Brownwood 27 Springtown 17 6 left 4Q Abilene 27 NW 14 4 left 4Q
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    NW driving on Abilene and finds themselves in a 4th & 4 at Abilene 29. Eagles D holds and takes over on downs with 5:22 left in 4Q
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    Brownwood 20 Springtown 17 11 left in 4Q Abilene 20 NW 12 10 left in 4Q
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    Abilene 20 NW 7 Half
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    Brownwood 20 Springtown 3 17 seconds til half
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    Abilene High 17 NW 7 1:06 left in 2Q
  19. Herbie Hancock
    Uhh, Cheech, you ain't watched much West Texas football in the last 15-20 years have you?
  20. Herbie Hancock
    This gives me PTSD to 2005 when we were 12-0 and looking for revenge. We were down 14-0 before our offense ever stepped on the field. Ended up losing 52-0. I'll leave it at that and we'll see who can guess the teams involved.
  21. Herbie Hancock
    Y'all are responding to a tweet from someone with 400 followers.
  22. Herbie Hancock
    Idk who these Kettley people are, but what's even crazier is Zach Kittley is the son of legendary ACU and TT national champion track coach Wes Kittley from Rule, TX. Art Briles mother is from Rule, Tx and her maiden name is Kittley.
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    Funny enough it was a piece of technology that could tell you if something was flour, lactose, or cocaine and what % it was. Also made by the same people that make the scanner you put all your shit in the tray to go through at security in every airport. They found it pretty quickly when I explained it was property of the federal govt.
  24. Herbie Hancock
    Nothing will ever compare to the maddening fury I didn't know I was capable of outwardly expressing as when my mother gave my twins a gigantic box of Nerds for Halloween. Try cleaning that shit up in a hardwood living room then let's talk because you can't sweep Nerds up, they just scurry across the room in the opposite direction.
  25. Herbie Hancock
    Ass, Gas, or Grass nobody rides for free.

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