Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I know this place can go off the rails worse than Charlie Sheen on a Tuesday in Palmdale, but I absolutely did not have a Katie Hnida reference on my offseason bingo card. When I think of Katie Hnida, Iām reminded that sheās only the second most annoying kicker to come out of Colorado, right behind that douche canoe that kicked barefoot for the Buffs in 99-00-ish.
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Bourbon
$225 for the Handy and $70 for the Elmer. About double what I last paid for each, but Iām pretty sure that was during the first term of the Donald.
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Ski Season 2024/2025
Friday evening trips NB 25 from Springs to Denver airport can fuck all the way off.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Interesting. Bonnell made a post a few days ago about how great their food was.
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Chili w/o beans
6 pounds lean ground venison. 2 pounds venison breakfast sausage. 2.5 pounds cubed chuck roast.
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
19 degrees with a windchill of 10. Lovely
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
At every turn the dude has refused to act and carry himself like the leader of the free world. Why would you expect that to suddenly change?
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2025 Thread of the Rains
It usually lightens as the sun risesā¦.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
The list of things I give a flying fuck about is incredibly short. Australian kicker bullshit isnāt one of those things.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
My username on an old website from the early 00ās was Terry Hesticles. I am also an assholeā¦.
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2025 Weight Loss/Exercise Thread
Have you had any bloodwork done? Not just the basic CBC, but an actual CMP as well as a full hormone test where they check things like Estradiol, Cortisol, DHEA, etc.
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Hunting 24/25: big bucks and a lot of ducks!
Milam county is pretty ripe for the picking by the end of February. We are MLD so I usually finish filling my freezer middle or late February, then spend a day or so cruising the farm and hunting arrowheads and sheds. And drinking lots of lonestar light as that seems to be all they have out there.
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2025 Weight Loss/Exercise Thread
Iām not trying to die at a young age, but fuck a bunch of living to 90.
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AA flight 5342 Crash Media Circus Thread
F. Manbearpig
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2025 Fitness Thread
With this mindset and approach, username definitely checks out.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Tell me more about these DQ coupons. We talking those metal coins from that got you a free sundae??
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
1. Never talk to the police 2. Immediately
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Michael Huff
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Shit's Borked
Holy balls these little fuckers are persistent
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Going to be? Clearly you havenāt been flying in and out of Denver 6x a year for the last ten years. Lucky you
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Texas Rangers 2024-2025 offseason
Maybe one day theyāll tear up the fountain at the north entrance that only worked the first week it was open and do something cool like a walk of fame in that big ass plaza.
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Fat people that don't want to die
First suggestion is drop $50k on one of these. It can also tell you if youāre having a heart attack. Alas, no automated BJ attachment (yet). Now that Iāve had my laugh; did you read the instructions on how to use yours? Most have a specific posture they want (standing or seated), and then they also have specific instructions for where to put your arm that is wearing the cuff (across your chest, lying flat and level with your heart, etc), as well as which arm to use. Thereās really not a good automated one on the market that Iāve ever seen. Theyāre almost always 10-20 points off even when used correctly. If I had a dollar for everytime I had an LVN tell me their patient was 76/48; only for me to get one of 98/70, Iād be on a beach earning 20%. If you have a friend or family member that owns a stethoscope and manual BP cuff, that is the most accurate reading.
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Fat people that don't want to die
He wasnāt before this episode, but one could argue he probably should have been. Living in Bell county definitely doesnāt help the problem. Not everyone responds as desired to certain BP meds depending on the root cause of the hypertension, thatās why thereās so many different ones (ACE inhibitor vs Beta Blocker vs Calcium Channel blocker). 135/85 is better than 145/90, but itās not ideal. If you are using one of those flimsy battery powered wrist cuffs from Walgreenās I wouldnāt put a lot of faith in that being an accurate reading. If you are getting a proper BP reading and it is consistently in the range you listed, even with medication, I would ask your doctor about either increasing your dose or trying a different med.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Did I just read someone having a stroke in real time?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Iām not sure who that says more about, 247 or Johntay