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Herbie Hancock

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  1. No, it is not you stupid fuck.
  2. Motherfucker I spend the majority of my free time around people that have injected more testosterone in a week than you will ever naturally possess in your life. I’ve forgotten more about A&P, diet, and anabolics than you will ever know. Adding 20 pounds of muscle, which is different than adding 20 pounds of body weight, ain’t fucking happening. Professional bodybuilders whose sole dedication is eat, sleep, and train don’t add 20 pounds of muscle in 3 years. And finally, the post I quoted said summer, but go ahead and fuck right off with your 8 months too because that ain’t happening either.
  3. I’m always amazed at the aggressive ignorance that persists on this board. Not a single one of you has any idea how nutrition, exercise, or steroids work. Kotex and Hornsby, please STFU. It’s impossible to gain 20 pounds of muscle in a summer.
  4. That’s called BFLT syndrome.
  5. I watched my dad drop a coyote with his .357 from at least 80 yards, maybe closer to 100. But hand him my iphone to show him a pic of his grandkids and he has to go get three different pairs of glasses to see it. Smh [emoji2357]
  6. Put a generator in after the 2021 snowpocalypse so all should be well since I’m at work tomorrow and Monday. If you need whiskey or a warm place to drink whiskey, you have my number. I can’t imagine this will be even close to as bad as two years ago.
  7. I went to O’reilly’s yesterday looking for some bulbs for the license plate light on the Blazer I’m working on and this little fella was having an absolute conniption fit because they were out of anti-gel for diesels. Ol boy got caught with his pants down and then got mad at someone else for it. I have enough to treat 380 gallons and if he weren’t such a cocksucker to the O’reilly’s staff I might have offered him some for free. I can’t imagine what Hudson Oaks HEB was like.
  8. I don’t see this guy taking a job just for funzies.
  9. This was slightly more complicated than that, but nothing remotely close to warranting an emergency landing if you are anyone besides the incompetent hag nurse I had to deal with. I’m not a people person. I deal in facts and realities, and I’m fucking blunt when it comes to both. Luckily the flight crew were reasonable folks. I did find it fascinating when the FA walked up, popped a plastic cover off of the overhead compartment and plugged in a set of headphones then said “here you go, talk to them”. Uhhh…who is them and what do they want to talk about? If it’s our lord and savior Jesus Christ I’m definitely giving this flight a poor review.
  10. Milroe goes nowhere because Rodgers ain’t coming.
  11. Holy fucking multi quote you psychopath
  12. I’m as much a philosopher as Immamac is a porn star.
  13. It’s nothing cool I assure you. The shortest way to tell it is a passenger had a medical episode, and the first person to “help” was a crackpot nurse that was nuttier than a shithouse rat and was demanding we make an emergency landing immediately. A flight attendant requested anyone with medical experience report to the back of the plane. I overrode the nutjob and the captain said he would continue to our original destination only if I stayed with the passenger and kept in contact with Medlink? for the duration of the flight.
  14. https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2024/01/11/traumatised-passengers-from-alaska-airlines-flight-1282-offered-free-inflight-snacks-if-they-step-foot-onboard-a-plane-again/ Airlines suck ass. Idk how much it costs, but two months ago I kept a flight from LaGuardia to DFW from making an emergency landing about 40 minutes into the flight. Doing so cost me the seats I had paid $200 extra in order to acquire via early boarding. Know what SW offered me as a show of gratitude? $100 flight voucher that expires in 12 months. Dickbags
  15. Idk about doing it in public, but if I possessed that ability idk if I’d get much done for the foreseeable….ever. Now, honest question, does that make you gay? I mean, you sucked a dick. And, do you finish in your own mouth? Asking for a friend, of course.
  16. You’re entitled to deduce whatever you want to from my post.
  17. https://go.rpstrength.com/hypertrophy-app/?referralCode=RP_IG&utm_source=instagram&utm_medium=bio&utm_campaign=RP_IG
  18. David retired and sold to Angel. Absolutely do not go there. Nothing but terrible things to say about them now. Go to Messina’s in Grapevine.
  19. Gas line underneath the basement on the customer side of the meter. Structural damage all the way up to the 7th floor. Blew a 6’ piece of the sidewalk up and outward about ten feet.
  20. Sheridan and Love are two turds from the same ass. I don’t hate Joe T’s, but I find it wildly overrrated so I only go when required. Either one of those two assbags buys it and that’s the last reason I need to never set foot on the property ever again.
  21. That 21 is inflated. People seeing dollar signs went from being perfectly fine to wanting to be checked out at the hospital and they just had to have an ambulance take them there to do so.
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