Everything posted by Herbie Hancock
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Check out these fucking chips
I prefer the Sazon Goya Tomate y cilantro over the Knorr, but I am deeply interested in trying those chips.
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Need attorney for car accident
Unless your friend is looking to get fucked, and I’m not talking proper fucked, the last thing he needs to do is engage in battle with an insurance company that has an army of lawyers at their disposal.
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Immamac is a fascist
Goddammit some of you really fucking suck. And I’ve had pimphand and tejas on ignore for at least two years now, so let that percolate for a minute.
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Horrible way to die new stories
I keep a composition book in my locker at work. I jot down notes or blurbs with the date and basic info from interesting calls I go on. Senior guy when I first hired in told me I should do it. 12+years now and I’m on my third book. I write about as well as old people fuck, but I have high hope that it will outsell Kramer’s coffee table book of coffee tables. Some of the entries would put this thread to shame.
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Texas Rangers 2024-2025 offseason
I’ll just do what I always do, and PM Spy for a link to the pirate site he’s posted the link to many times before. Then I’ll cast it to my tv and watch.
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Check out these fucking chips
I will punt a puppy if it would get Lay’s to bring back the kettle cooked Wasabi Ginger chips.
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Cowboy Boots
Don’t buy the Kia of boots?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Yeah, but it’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark….we’re wearing sunglasses.
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Chili w/o beans
….pickled jalapeños….I bet you glow in the dark you’re so white mijo.
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Bourbon
Buy two rare breed and a Kentucky spirit all for the price of that bottle. Thank me later
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Ahmad Brooks was on his was to playing soccer in Europe and for the US national team until Mack Brown showed up with a scholarship offer. I think it worked out well for everyone except the USSF
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Gone posters
Probably hanging out with Goo Punch; slamming QT roller dogs and chugging Mountain Dew Code Red.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Heche-ian?
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Gone posters
She the one that joined a cult and started shoving crystals up her butt and lighting all those candles you can buy at the michoacana? Or was that F250’s ex? And Bolverk was swindled out of his woman by the people with backyard chikkins, right?
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Public defender
I’m gonna butcher the fuck out of this, but when you and I spoke several years ago you said something incredibly profound that I’ve tried to keep in mind throughout several different situations where it was applicable. “Allow them the dignity to fully experience the consequences of their actions. Until they hit rock bottom, there will be no change. And there is nothing you or anyone else can do about that. Everyone’s rock bottom is different.”
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
One used pair of her panties every month for the next decade. And a signed picture of her starfish with a sharpie in it. And the sharpie.
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The Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds's wife) Controversy
I’ll have you know Hank the Cowdog is 81 finely written masterpieces complete with illustrations, not pictures.
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Check out these fucking chips
Color me shocked that an aggy is talking about wang flavors
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It sounds more condescending, and I will never miss an opportunity to mock that gigantic twatwaffle.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Click the damn link you quoted or I’m gonna start calling you laketraviswilliam2.0
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A Shaggster From Long Ago May Get a Federal Pardon
Notice it’s the same handful of posters that piss their pants everytime about it. As intelligent as some of those people fancy themselves to be, it is fascinating that they haven’t figured out how to work the ignore feature yet.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I imagine as long as we continue to have success on the field coupled with a strong NIL backing we will be floated as a possibility for just about every portal entry or potential entry.
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Immamac is a fascist
So there is no misunderstanding where the board stands on South African nazi’s, but what is the official stance on Illinois Nazi’s?
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
I’m going to tell you a story. Keep in mind, it’s just a story and most definitely never happened. Maybe it was a nightmare, idk anymore. About 13 years ago a young and exuberant Herbie, full of gusto (and piss and vinegar) set out on his 24 hour tour to help the fine citizens of his fair city. After answering somewhere in the neighborhood of 16-18 calls for help, none of which required any special skill beyond being a halfway competent adult with a few functioning brain cells, it finally happened! A lady heard her husband get up to use the bathroom, and then a thud. She goes to investigate and finds him tits up, dead as a hammer. We show up with the cool shit, tap dance on his chest and then cattle prod the husband a couple times just for good measure and I’ll be damned if the crazy SOB starts breathing again! All of the sudden, a person appears in the doorway of the bedroom we are half in and half and begins to berate everyone in earshot about how his driveway is being blocked. Mind you it’s 3am, and he’s in his pajamas, but it’s a terrible injustice that there is a slew of emergency vehicles blocking the ingress and egress to his home. The neighbor has evidently been awakened by the flashing lights on the street, and now he is incredibly perturbed that we have blocked his driveway. So at 3am. With a kindofalive, but wasmostlydeadafewminutesago dude lying at my feet, and supplies scattered everywhere, I get yelled at and asked how much longer this is going to take or else he’s gonna call the police. People suck. All of them. Every color. Every religion. Every political affiliation. They fucking suck.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
North of Castaic in far NW LA county about 45 minutes ago.