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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Just an absolute skullfucking. Left no doubt [emoji1598]
  2. When we were in college and my wife was playing I would bitch about missed serves. Then she started coaching and I equated it to missing a free throw in basketball. She finally laughed at me and said when your plan is to serve aggressive, it's gonna happen from time to time. I know she's forgotten more about VB than I'll ever know, but it still grates on my nerves when it happens.
  3. You sure? Shows locked out on my ABC app
  4. That's some damn fine police work Lou.
  5. I did know it was different but not specifically why. I just figured that when Cowboys got new turf they would hand down the old stuff to the peasants. I was unaware that it was totally different. Not sure about where y'all say, but from where I was for B12 you could see clear as day there were uneven spots scattered throughout the field. Nothing like standing on one sideline at Texas Stadium and only seeing from the waist up on the folks across the field from you, but it was pretty obvious it was uneven as fuck.
  6. There are two different sets of turf for Jerry world. There's the one only the Cowboys play on, and then the one for everyone else. Watch the B12 championship and you'll see guys hit the dirt like a sniper took them out. The quality of the turf, the black rubber shit they spread and the quality of how they spread it are very subpar. Still beats old Texas Stadium, but it's pretty shitty.
  7. By mid-season next year Halter > Fleck. Girl is a stone cold killer.
  8. Clean. Have a seat cheesedick
  9. Play fast and Wisky goes down in 4.
  10. Molly is a fuckin hoss. Here we go
  11. Shrek off the court. Now we feast
  12. Would have liked to see him pitch it to Dodds on that short 1. Kid runs like a grown ass man I bet he would have got it
  13. Tell me more about how I said Brock would beat both of these teams, because the above is what I actually said you ignorant fucking cunt. And if you had watched ANY football at all this year, like maybe the Brock vs Malakoff game last week, you would see what I and Beau said above about Brock shooting themselves in the dick so many times it almost looked on purpose. Brock drove all over Malakoff and then once self inflicted wound after another, but that's something only someone that actually watched football would know. Now go sit in the fucking corner you twat.
  14. Doesn't hurt my feelings, I've made it known enough how I feel about ol' Billy. It was remarkable how they managed to find new ways to give Malakoff life.
  15. And you sound like the same sour cocksucker everyone here has been familiar with for years now. Figure out how to work google yet you fucking cunt? You of all people calling anyone a pussy is high fucking comedy.
  16. Brock would be up big on Franklin. I hope Billy Mathis is in attendance and hating himself immensely.
  17. Muschamp, and he's bringing his sons with him to sit behind Arch.
  18. I don't recall SA ever having that game? It was at Shotwell in Abilene forever before the single site became a thing.
  19. Goddammit. I guess because I've never typed either of those before my iPhone didn't know how to react. It also doesn't want to do it again: Tacoma's and ridgelines. Fuck.
  20. Tecovas makes boots for guys that drive Tacoma's and Honda Ridgeline's and wear skinny jeans.
  21. Sweetheart my left testicle has more relevance than Tommy Moffitt. He's not Ed Coan. He's not Stan Efferding. He's not Dave Tate. Hell he's not even Ben Bruno. Moffitt is an old dinosaur that has long since passed his prime. Sorry you're too ignorant to see that. The fact that you are requesting I refute what you perceive to be his legitimacy as an S&C is further proof that you have no goddamned fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about. Benny fuckin Wylie is better than this clown. Now go sit in the fucking corner with your fucking shinebox you fucking cuntnugget.
  22. He does not get rid of the ball quicker. He is a left handed Byron Leftwich. Or a slightly more accurate Tebow.
  23. Dude, Tommy Moffitt is the last person you should be stan'ing for. There are at minimum 50 more qualified individuals than that clown with much more of a resume than his "S&C for Satan".
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