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Herbie Hancock

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  1. There are some here that are heartbroken the cops aren't among the dead, and equally as happy that a funeral procession won't impact their morning commute. The internal strife must be excruciating. T's & P's to them
  2. I see Chad Briscoe and Mr. Phlegm procreated....
  3. This Fonzi dude posts like the bastard love child of Mr Phlegm and Grendel.
  4. Mom and dad live between Lawn and Oplin, and I find my way to Coleman for work a couple times every few months. Cattle Drive and Don Luis are my haunts when I'm in town. Owl Drug was full of weird city folk last time I went in. Very strange.
  5. I have a good friend that has been coaching TXHSFB for 19 years now, and had a lot of success most years. I just asked him if he had ever heard of Collin Klein and he said "That's the guy that bangs choir chick in American Pie, right?". After composing myself I explain why I asked him that, at which point he begins chuckling and says yeah no fuckin way is any coach texting that guy, nor is any coach even responding to him texting them and asking what they think about the hire because not a damn one of them knows who he is.
  6. Not a meth lab. That's not how they go up. My guess is he opened a gas line as most everything in that area is heated with gas, and he was using the flare gun to try and ignite it. LEL and UEL are important here, too much fuel and not enough oxygen won't let it ignite. Finally, enough air entered the right space and the concentration of flammable vapors dropped below the UEL and he fired the flare at the right time, then...
  7. Dad had a place in the late 80's thru mid 90's between Talpa and Coleman just south of Hoard's creek. That was the last time I remember seeing or hearing of any quail south of Lubbock. Then two years ago my buddy that lives just past the sale barn in Coleman was sending me pics of all the quail he and his son had busted up. Glad to hear you're seeing them as well hopefully they continue their comeback
  8. I'm not sure what you're going for, but whatever it is, you're not accomplishing it. You just come off as a really weird little dude.
  9. When you're a 5'2 pint-sized pussy everything gets held over your head.
  10. Both Marine Corps vets. Survive the fucking sandbox and make it home to raise a family and now they're orphans. Fuck
  11. Last time I was at Cane Rosso I ordered the Honey bastard and Flama Blanca for myself. Had to order the Zoli as well because I was still hungry.
  12. And I wasn't giving you any grief for your thoughts. I just happen to know momma is very happy with the people he is surrounded by in Austin, both teammates and coaches having a positive impact on him at a personal level. She also values a Texas degree. If she has her way, he'll stay as long as Flood will have him. She is cut from the same cloth as momma Fink. Far from a Muthahustla
  13. I would be surprised if Cojoe leaves. Kid is very happy at UT and more importantly momma loves UT.
  14. You should be negged into Bolivia for posting that stupid shit
  15. I will be shocked if it's not a high ankle sprain.
  16. Yep! Good chance we win today
  17. I'm gonna need you to pull the tampon out of your ass and develop a sense of humor. I never said there should be a remake, but that the grey hobbit Yorcunt has all of the traits of Little Enos.
  18. He checks all the boxes: Whiny [emoji736] Annoying[emoji736] Cocksucker[emoji736] Manlet [emoji736]
  19. That little weasel was within spitting distance of me for the entire first half. He makes Taylor Hamm look normal size. He would be a perfect cast for little Enos in a Smokey and the Bandit remake
  20. Nelly doing his best Milli Vanilli impression
  21. What the fucking fuck refs
  22. 400 yards of offense before halftime.
  23. This is the fourth or fifth critical comment you've made of Quinn in the last few minutes. Yes the pick was aggravating, but before that pick he was 16 of 17 for 265 yards and 3 td's. Calm your damn tits you sound like Greenspoint
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