I’m going to tell you a story. Keep in mind, it’s just a story and most definitely never happened. Maybe it was a nightmare, idk anymore. About 13 years ago a young and exuberant Herbie, full of gusto (and piss and vinegar) set out on his 24 hour tour to help the fine citizens of his fair city. After answering somewhere in the neighborhood of 16-18 calls for help, none of which required any special skill beyond being a halfway competent adult with a few functioning brain cells, it finally happened! A lady heard her husband get up to use the bathroom, and then a thud. She goes to investigate and finds him tits up, dead as a hammer. We show up with the cool shit, tap dance on his chest and then cattle prod the husband a couple times just for good measure and I’ll be damned if the crazy SOB starts breathing again! All of the sudden, a person appears in the doorway of the bedroom we are half in and half and begins to berate everyone in earshot about how his driveway is being blocked. Mind you it’s 3am, and he’s in his pajamas, but it’s a terrible injustice that there is a slew of emergency vehicles blocking the ingress and egress to his home. The neighbor has evidently been awakened by the flashing lights on the street, and now he is incredibly perturbed that we have blocked his driveway. So at 3am. With a kindofalive, but wasmostlydeadafewminutesago dude lying at my feet, and supplies scattered everywhere, I get yelled at and asked how much longer this is going to take or else he’s gonna call the police. People suck. All of them. Every color. Every religion. Every political affiliation. They fucking suck.