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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Buy two rare breed and a Kentucky spirit all for the price of that bottle. Thank me later
  2. Ahmad Brooks was on his was to playing soccer in Europe and for the US national team until Mack Brown showed up with a scholarship offer. I think it worked out well for everyone except the USSF
  3. Probably hanging out with Goo Punch; slamming QT roller dogs and chugging Mountain Dew Code Red.
  4. She the one that joined a cult and started shoving crystals up her butt and lighting all those candles you can buy at the michoacana? Or was that F250’s ex? And Bolverk was swindled out of his woman by the people with backyard chikkins, right?
  5. I’m gonna butcher the fuck out of this, but when you and I spoke several years ago you said something incredibly profound that I’ve tried to keep in mind throughout several different situations where it was applicable. “Allow them the dignity to fully experience the consequences of their actions. Until they hit rock bottom, there will be no change. And there is nothing you or anyone else can do about that. Everyone’s rock bottom is different.”
  6. One used pair of her panties every month for the next decade. And a signed picture of her starfish with a sharpie in it. And the sharpie.
  7. I’ll have you know Hank the Cowdog is 81 finely written masterpieces complete with illustrations, not pictures.
  8. Color me shocked that an aggy is talking about wang flavors
  9. It sounds more condescending, and I will never miss an opportunity to mock that gigantic twatwaffle.
  10. Click the damn link you quoted or I’m gonna start calling you laketraviswilliam2.0
  11. Notice it’s the same handful of posters that piss their pants everytime about it. As intelligent as some of those people fancy themselves to be, it is fascinating that they haven’t figured out how to work the ignore feature yet.
  12. I imagine as long as we continue to have success on the field coupled with a strong NIL backing we will be floated as a possibility for just about every portal entry or potential entry.
  13. So there is no misunderstanding where the board stands on South African nazi’s, but what is the official stance on Illinois Nazi’s?
  14. I’m going to tell you a story. Keep in mind, it’s just a story and most definitely never happened. Maybe it was a nightmare, idk anymore. About 13 years ago a young and exuberant Herbie, full of gusto (and piss and vinegar) set out on his 24 hour tour to help the fine citizens of his fair city. After answering somewhere in the neighborhood of 16-18 calls for help, none of which required any special skill beyond being a halfway competent adult with a few functioning brain cells, it finally happened! A lady heard her husband get up to use the bathroom, and then a thud. She goes to investigate and finds him tits up, dead as a hammer. We show up with the cool shit, tap dance on his chest and then cattle prod the husband a couple times just for good measure and I’ll be damned if the crazy SOB starts breathing again! All of the sudden, a person appears in the doorway of the bedroom we are half in and half and begins to berate everyone in earshot about how his driveway is being blocked. Mind you it’s 3am, and he’s in his pajamas, but it’s a terrible injustice that there is a slew of emergency vehicles blocking the ingress and egress to his home. The neighbor has evidently been awakened by the flashing lights on the street, and now he is incredibly perturbed that we have blocked his driveway. So at 3am. With a kindofalive, but wasmostlydeadafewminutesago dude lying at my feet, and supplies scattered everywhere, I get yelled at and asked how much longer this is going to take or else he’s gonna call the police. People suck. All of them. Every color. Every religion. Every political affiliation. They fucking suck.
  15. North of Castaic in far NW LA county about 45 minutes ago.
  16. Y’all fuckin suck.
  17. 6 pounds ground venison, 2 pounds venison breakfast sausage.
  18. Idk why the depths of stupidity that grown adults will sink to continues to surprise me, but here we are with this thread and TikTok talk as a bright and shining example of that stupidity.
  19. I trained at the very first one that opened but was actually closed to the public during Covid, and then the one in Las Colinas. Incredible gym but an absolute zoo of people.
  20. Y’all are fuckin weird
  21. What behavior has this nitwit exhibited in the entire time that we’ve been aware of his existence on this earth that would make you think he’s capable of being smart about anything?
  22. Math is hard. Reading is harderer.
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