HonorableJudgeSmails

What does Texas do if Barney from the Simpson's turns you down? Buuuurrrrp! LOL

maybe the most special post of the new year so far... all you need now, are about 20 5-star players...Eagles = Devonta Smith and so on. Lulz

Is this real? Are you guys really gonna hire Barney from the Simpsons?

***continued*** "He can't beat good teams!!!" < throws 4 TD passes in the first half @ 8-3 TN > lulz

sup...

so many hurt feelings Fun facts: OU has won 5 of the last 7 decades 50's - OU 60's - texas (coached by a Sooner) 70's - OU 80's - OU 90's - texas 00's - OU 10's - OU 20's - OU leading of course, 1-0 OU has earned a better bowl birth over texas in 19 of the last 21 years (fucking hell, how are you pussies even a rival...get fucking better) This century, EVERY SINGLE OU four-year player has at least 2 Big XII championship rings. ZERO 4-year texas players in history have 2 Big XII title rings. ZERO. I'd stay and gig you soy boys some more, but you're just not relevant enough for me to care. Quit waving around dildos like a bunch of fucking pussies and get better...and then, I might consider engaging again. Peace.

have you guys ever been told that you're a bit sensitive? it's just football, boys...I'm gonna go check on my MRNA calls. Take it easy, horns.

heh...it probably is wiser to just neg me than to keep getting embarrassed

not to be picky, but I said texas fans wanted that game more than any game I've seen I wasn't there in pasadena to see you get boat-raced by Bama

Well, you posted a pic of the celebration, mensa too easy

Oh, yeah you do. Don't even bother pretending you wouldn't give your left nut to have some of those conference titles OU wins every year. I was there at the 2018 Big XII title game in Arlington...I've never seen texas fans want a win so bad in my life. Their faces when Kyler threw that last TD to Calc were hilarious...just pure, unfiltered agony, n'est-ce pas?

Appreciate that...good luck on your coaching search

you're projecting that I'm projecting...poor thing What's the clinical term for boasting about a losing season? How much of a loser would you have to be to boast about one of your 5 wins in a 5-7 season... You're an aggie, dude. Heh.

no cookie necessary, being the gold standard for the conference feels pretty good Hopefully, OU will eventually climb that Clemson/Bama mountain. . .right now, they are not even close I'm afraid.

delivered in all your beta glory....well said, boy

I just think it's funny, that's all. You seem to be emotional and that's ok.

Nope. You are consistently wrong; so you've got that going for you. Everything I've posted was factual...and that's what hurts the most. But, you know...fuck your feelings.

I understand that OU is your Super Bowl, that's probably why your trophy case looks like Oklahoma State's the last 10 years...btw, Baker was 2-1 vs texas

you sound like an aggy. "He may have as many Big XII titles as our whole fucking program, but he lost to Clemson!" Take your medicine, boy.

and then wins the Big XII title

Texas Tech is less important than dryer lint.

You guys are wonderful...never change 2014: Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma. Surlyfolk: He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup. He won't even make the team. **Baker makes the team 2015: Surlyfolk: ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start. **Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps Still 2015: ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title **Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years Still 2015: Surlyfolk: No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff **Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice) 2016: Surlyfolk: Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl **Baker wins the Sugar Bowl 2017: (2-fer) Surlyfolk: ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft **Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall 2018: Surlyfolk: Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor **Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade 2020: Surlyfolk: Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs ***YOU ARE HERE***

I'm pretty sure they've already done that...

1. Alabama wins 5 NC's after paying offensive lineman 200k 2. FL wins 2 NC's after fielding 2 murderers on the same team 3. Awboin wins first NC since Rock n' Roll was invented after paying 200k to Cam Newton's dad 4. LSU: https://ibb.co/Cmk6G2X