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1 I smell a theme. 2 Thanks for specifying it was a college game there, Olin baby. 3 Neither was ours. Advantage A&M. Now rhymes and more theme. He could have taken poetic license to add the s to Bussey's flash but integrity. One would hope, Mike. One would hope. Let it go, man. Fortuna played little part in the college football home loss last week to start the season. No. Ain't much left of that dead horse, amigo. Lay some sly theming on me. Okay, buddy. Bring it on home and tie the thematic bow at the end. On the Florida game: Ever reliable. Thanks, man.

Well done, Aggie Joes. I looked up what he was talking about. This is the homey actual meaning. At least Mack's corny slogans weren't printed on the field.

I had to go back and find this on TexAgs, but it is worth it.

The opponent: But that was last season! The quests: 1 2 3 35,000 yelling Aggies waving their hankies at the direction of the best set of white-clad yell leaders (manlier by far than cheerleaders!) in the world urging on a team still with natty hopes is the big time, indeed, my hopeful friend. Beware, McNeese State! SEC!SEC!SEC! However: He's so good, the Aggies offered him a million dollars to come to A&M, but he wasn't SEC ready like the MAC guys. Oh, and this guy truly is interesting: Could be trouble playing any team with a high-calibre QB. Sadly, Sixkiller! Second player I know of by that name. The name is worth ten points. I envy the name.

Why would a destination sleeping-giant school with facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and moula hire a head coach that can't attract an elite staff?

Texas fans were regarded as extremely classy from 1968 to about 1985. We won a lot. We crushed a lot of teams. Those factors lead to magnaminity. See Nebraska when they were dominant. Aggies were terribly jealous of our reputation so they desperately sought to be regarded as even classier than the hippie fags in Austin about whom all really classy fans make up lies. Usual Aggie results. They repeat the lie and write self-adoration letters under fake names of fake opposing fans.

As I recall, one of their back-ups was a fairly rugged dual threat QB or maybe even both of them. I was fairly impressed. Weigman looked good in his games, but he's a rather delicate thoroughbred type. I guess if he were an actual thoroughbred, they would have had to shoot him last year. It's the consensus around here that he will never excel with that line, his injury history, and a QB running game. I couldn't agree more. Of course, the Aggies hate him now choosing to condemn the square peg instead of the round hole. They have to have an improviser with that line. A tough one. In many ways, they need to stop chasing stars and find a fit for their QB spot. Weigman will succeed somewhere else if he lives long enough. He is better than Haynes King. It would be best for him to be benched for another guy so he can fully recover and transfer to a place with an offense. Hopefully an SEC school where he can skin the A&M secondary alive.

Who cares about any of this shit?

Daddy, baby. Just a few notes. He's sort of beyond parody. The weary but patient pholosopher explains yet again what his disciples cannot fully grasp: a world free of commas. players coaches concrete And simple conginitive tests. Why do Aggies continually announce that they've always said many times for a long time? Then it's, holy shit! Where'd this come from? Clarity! Near-coherence whose only miss is the u in our which forms some sort of weird choice. You, sir, deserve the benefit of the doubt! Sadly, this follows: and this: Quarterbacks are important in the competition game that is football. Then, the embolism:

He's right. It's probably take 100,000 McNeese State fans to fill up Kyle Field this weekend. I hope they travel well.

That's a lot of Ms. You'd have thought they'd start with the As.

Yep. I sometimes take Olin apart, but here the words don't need curating. It's demented gem after crazy gem. He seems to feel that he has an SEC readership for whom he is speaking here. I doubt that he has much of an Aggie readership because his stuff is so bad. He's just filling space where some kind of content is needed. Not by an Aggie. They haven't trained for the altitude. Pussies never punch anyone.

Noon yesterday. This Aggie starts a new thread filled with new revelations and keen insight never before voiced by human or fowl. This parrot adds a growing Aggie Fact about conspiracy, fear, and loathing. Second verse with new conspiracy Third verse with assumption that all are agreed on a political position (most actually are over there): Something fresh, but that's due to stupidity in application of Parrot Principles. One imagines the Aggie asleep at his insurance office, his face almost glued to the desktop with spittle. A few bars of the manly War Hymn alert him that there's a new post on Texags. He jolts awake and immediately thinks of the new era of NIL occurring in whatever Modern Era of college football the Aggies have most recently defined: What can be more convincing support of an assertion than elipses?

Absolutely. I don't have the great eye for seeing what happens in real time during a play. Guys like Cooper (and Scourton for that matter) make you see them. Cooper was a monster for them last year. Odd thing is, Aggie writers in the off-season rarely mentioned what a loss he would be. They were already starting the cult of scrappy and wise Taurean York. I never noticed him last year, and I've been basically following the narrative about him supported by guys around here. Saturday, I never heard York's name nor saw him in on a play. It was so obvious that I or a caveman could make note. He's done nothing to make me hate him, so I sort of feel for a guy who just can't quite get it done and knows it. There are strange advantages to being Leon O'Neal. Side note: I googled O'Neal to be sure I had his name correct. Noted this:

Huge head-to-head win over tu. If A&M's line wasn't so good every year, he'd already be second team all SEC. Tough losing Nabou. If he'd been a Texas player, all the third-team all-district safeties posting on Texags would be talking about how they'd had their ACLs disintegrate during games but gutted it out.

Facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities. Leadershipleadershipleadershipleadership. Is he a leader? I don't think he's a leader. He's not a captain. I didn't see leadership. Fuck, these parrots can wear you out.

This guy actually has a point. Seriously. So why is it so funny? Ironically (irony is beyond TexAggies), their arrogance (something else they can't fathom in the way of true projectors) and absurd expectations is what induces laughter at them as well as their own annual rage that somebody is cheating their giant out of a waking season that sets the world afearin' them Aggies. They have a new coach, had a drain of top talent (again), some questionable Assistant Coach hires, and are coming off two losing seasons after crowing about the greatest recruiting class ever assembled using/not using NIL. Numerous Ags said anything less than 11-2 would be a disappointment. Numerous Ags keep crowing about their fabbo portal haul and mysterious number 7 ranking in current talent. Four days ago was a proven entity who would likely be in the Heisman conversation. Most fans in their position could be not shattered by a loss to a team ranked 13 spots ahead of them that was close at the end. Not the Aggies who are determine to return to their illusory dominant place in college football. Most rational fans would be unhappy, but maybe not to the point of firing the coach, rending garments, and turning on a player they'd all loved for two years after an opening game flop. Most fans might talk with a little optimism about things looking up from the two prior losing seasons. Not Aggies. They publish their own ranking where they're Giant Number One Just Wait and See. Rollercoaster shatters. They wallow in puzzled rage. The world laughs yet again. Of course, this guy has a point, too, which was obvious at Elko's press conference taking the job: Dateline College Station Special Olympics shot put champion made honorary coach of the Aggies for opener.

I can't believe we let that Austin kid get away from us.

Do your own research. Don't be fooled by your eyes and statistics. Pre-snap motion! E'erbody, be happy! Different doesn't have to mean better. Perfect dovetail with defense of Wiggy Baby. Lookout, Olin! Four-eyed 15-year-old is gunning for your ass! Sooo...they're actually below average. Refreshing honesty, kid. Lay some insight on me. Magic scheming. There you have it. Probably made a human sacrifice to Debil Texas. 1 Nobody said this, Senor Hombre de Paja, but only because they didn't watch Vandy. 2 Some might say so. 3 They would all die. Don't do this. 4 But, of course. Again, perfect dovetail with not being too worried about the Wigster. And not having "many" drops is stellar. Everybody, relax. Least of your problems. See? You only get this result with a great trainer. Next question. I'm not worried.

William "star fucker" Liucci cant' help himself: A comedian compared this game to their game against Ohio State last year. A comedian, William. A comedian. Now, on to how Aggie losses are the best losses: William, your mom must so proud when she's washing your t-shirts.

Billy will invite them to the TexAgs office and beat the sentience right out of them.

Obviously, they're the best OL you'll face all year. Duh. Depends on what the promise was. He's definitely the guy to take you to the familiar land. A unique position for the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas. Dream job. Can't believe I got the opportunity. Where's the fucking band? They're always so sure that they're the only ones who do. About the tenth time I've seen this: Nobody loves you. Nobody. Zero.