RomaVicta

Billy will invite them to the TexAgs office and beat the sentience right out of them.

Obviously, they're the best OL you'll face all year. Duh. Depends on what the promise was. He's definitely the guy to take you to the familiar land. A unique position for the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas. Dream job. Can't believe I got the opportunity. Where's the fucking band? They're always so sure that they're the only ones who do. About the tenth time I've seen this: Nobody loves you. Nobody. Zero.

@Longhornfrenzy Honor this man! Praise this man! Sooo close. Sooo very close. We were just 36. 3333333 points from being undefeated the last two years! Jimbo knows how to win a natty! And, he wasn't fat! We must say to ourselves, "My God, what have I done?" Shoulda never fired RC. Should hire him back! DEBIL ALERT!!!! 1 Debil can force A&M to vote Texas in with all the other zombies. 2 Winning? You fucking wish. His OL was always good. Nothing DEBIL in firing him over the phone in a recruit's driveway, you classy absentees from former national prominence. 1 Highy decorated Aggie 2 Scourton? 3 The 27 transfers that were your future once they can find the field? Is vomitting a dimension? Clearly hadn't trained for that altitude or would have kicked some ass.

I'll take you and you and you. Hoo boy. Even wore my lucky slenderizing smock with the army guy.

How prescient to have Elko in the backseat!

"Return" to national prominence!! At least they've learned for sure that hiring a sitting head coach is the wrong formula. All will be well when their hire of a sitting assistant coach who had only just started getting paid takes over the nationally prominent baseball team! Howdy there, natty!

An Aggie wondered if his vomit was related to a head injury. Hadn't thought of that. He's about to experience the Calzione slide. SMD Where have you gone Haynes King? The Aggies turn their lonely eyes to you. Whoop whoop whoop. Whoop whoop whoop.

To review: Notre Dame had fewer takeaways in their losses. Avoiding turnovers will help A&M. Playoffs, baby! HOWDY!

Yep. He really hurt his Heisman chances this week. Look for great numbers next week against... He'll be right back in the thick of it!

It would have been even more psycho had they managed to not create it at all to prove they don't care. They would have had one of their torchlight rallies to get everybody aboard.

I just looked. There's not a Texas game thread on TexAgs, or it's been deleted. I guess they really don't care about us anymore.

I wish him well, but I was sort of in love with her.

Looks like he's their only RT. No back-up is listed.

He's a fucking slob who is too lazy to make himself look like a first line college head coach. Maybe he's charismatic in ways that I've never seen, but, if he isn't, he's sunk. He needs a tailor and a makeover.

I hope that trophy isn't looking for any of his brothers.

Surely all of those posters are Aggies.

Above, somebody has a subtle way of conveying how Texan Paxton is by his choice of "Mexican" food. And I sorta love this:

What's he pointing at?

Fresh. Original. Heeeere we go. Ain't nobody got time for this. Here's a succinct review of the whole giant-bear-wolf thing that's in the proverbs. 1 Sleepy giant. Got it! Beneath the sewagy soil of College Station lives the legend of a giant! 2 Or a hungry bear, 3 Ravenous, grizzly, and just leaving the Ramada Inn College Station way after check-out time. ? But this terrifying imagery is actually welcome! Classic Olin reversal! The terrifying grizzly is of course preferred to the mystified wolf that just wandered on to the scene. There ya go. Ol' Olin's grasp of how many times the Ags have started seasons ranked high is a little off, but their aspirations are ever high, so you're good there, my friend. Now bring the whole wolf thing home, hallowed scribe! They cry, "wolf." Brilliant and apt! The sleeping giant bear is scary and obviously a real thing in the your heads. But, fear the wolf because you're like the little boy who made up a threat then was devoured by the real thing? Of course, that watershed victory over Alabama in 2012 when Mr. Johnny Football himself seized that victory and changed A&M's trajectory forever! Bravo, O-Man! Oh. Guess the trajectory has been maddeningly consistent, after all. Sad. One, those guys are all out of eligibility. Two, all but Rudy are dead. Three, Rudy was a lovable scrub not Paul Hornung (dead) or Joe Montana (he'd still kick your ass if he was eligible). At least Handsome Mike Elko confirms Olin's point about the importance of this game: FUCK! Not again! Fret not Olin, Mikey has been infected by your genius for reversal! Interesting distinction there, Coach Elk. Whew! Olin, tell us where this victory will place this newly awakened hungry giant grizzly bear! A&M will take it's rightful place in the world of college blue bloods! Heres a clip from Olin's game analysis: These aspects would surely give the giant that needed nudge.

This post, in more ways than one, suggests white people are idiots.

Your post indicates a very profound case of not understanding, in fact, willful misunderstanding. Even third-rate sophistry requires at least a toe in reality.

Negged twice for lying and hiding behind the most idiotic of curtains.

I do like being back from vacation at least for this: What player doesn't worry about traffic, vagrancy rates, and good schools for their kids? Ummmm: Singular muscular men writing to impress! Inside every Longhorn recruit is an Aggie trying to bust his way out. And the facilities! Why, indeed? Man with buddy close to tu athletic dept.:

And that says all I need to know about you. Imagine how difficult this would be if recruiting and on-field performance were related! May the river of genius always flow on TexAgs! Makin' hay while that ol' sun shines: (not anymore. Texas passed you.) Whew! I thought they'd forgotten: Don't forget the near 90 years before this!

That SEC patch has the magical power to bestow SEC speed as well as pride in SEC achievements you've played no part in.