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RomaVicta

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  1. His first year didn't go well, but I won't be like an Aggie talking about Sark's first year as though it was defining of the future. He couldn't get his team to the SEC championship game. I'm not great judge of in-game coaching, but had the Aggies been worthy of that, they would have found a way to win an SEC night game. They couldn't even stay ranked and ended up being an other team receiving vote. One vote. It's not promising, but I don't know what will happen any more than you do. He's all in on being an Aggie and they will get increasingly annoying, but I see nothing to dislike about the guy. He's a great subject for amateurish comedy writing.
  2. Man likes to enjoy his drink in peace.
  3. You're agreeing with my point, cutey. He overcompensates by shitting on Texas because he's a grad and wants to prove he's not a homer.
  4. I'm a fat fuck with terrible knees. I hated watching him because I'm expecting a blowout any second.
  5. Aren't we just kidding ourselves that such a finish will take the sting out of not being in top 3 in June? I guess it's an okay consolation prize, but let's not lie to ourselves. June recruiting is where it's at.
  6. I was going to lay off these for awhile, but Olin won't let me. You can bet that Olin did his homework on this article. Let's see what we learn! Tell me something I don't know. Hmmmm. Okay. I'm sure you're building. Cue the insight! Gettin' shaky, Olin. You're supposed to be bringing the ol' Nabou Jr. into focus. In summary, A&M could be one of the best, but look out for Alabama. Even so, A&M could have the best line in the SEC. Has there been another conference realignment, Olin? On Nabou, another recollection from last season about him scoring. You're losing focus in your focus. We're halfway through. Olin scratches his head and leans into the mic. Here it comes. Professional sportswriter insight: You astonish me. Surely you got something. Run out the clock, man. Platitudes. Lean into plattitudes. Last graf. Psychotic breaktime: Not even a theme.
  7. The video shows a man capable of enjoying life and happiness. I wouldn't trade that for memories of my career (such as it is). I think I'd celebrate the happiness rather than lament the lost memory. It's not common in my experience. I'm glad for Willis. All we can really hope for is for things to go as well as they can under whatever circumstances await us.
  8. Too many heads still connected to too many chickens.
  9. If he says nice things, the idiots will likely give him another extension.
  10. It was one of those digital devices made to look like 9mm pistol. Relationships with criminal attorneys count.
  11. Elko knows his audience and plays to it. He knows he's being dishonest and even ironic saying "fans" in Austin (he won't say our name like a true Aggie) were moved to hysteria by a nothing interview conducted by nobodies. He knows the TexAggies turned up the shrill. It's clear he reads that site. They will love him thus job security and a cushy life when he drops out of the anus of the sleeping giant. He is their hero. This guy: I mean no offense to the intellectually disabled, but this guy looks like he won the shotput at the Special Olympics with a 28-foot lob of an 8-pounder. As a prize, he chose the option of being A&M's honorary football coach for a day. He loves the Aggies. His loving mother remembers that her father was a heavy set guy. She's saved one of his suits, kind of a garish plaid. Mikey loved Pawpaw. It's a poor fit, but it's only for a day. Mikey is thrilled. He gets hysterical when she tightens the tie, so she has to leave it loose. Mikey picks the shirt himself. It's the greatest day of his life. They even let him stand on the press podium with all the insignia behind him. They gave him a picture! Mikey wonders what tu is. They talk about it all the time. It's funny when they yell whoop while standing on one leg and pointing at clouds. They frightened him when he stepped on some grass, but all the Aggies say howdy and make him feel very special indeed.
  12. I'm white. If I step out into the yard, it will confuse them. I'll empty my mother's .38 revolver and bring that sucker down.
  13. Wake me up when they're gunships hosing MAGAs.
  14. Our toxins contaminate their precious bodily fluids. Aggie out front shoulda told ya.
  15. I'm not sure what you disagree with in my post.
  16. I look forward to playing Georgia this year. I believe we make a statement. Enough with small people saying small things. It don't make a shit. Kick the ball.
  17. Toni Erdman. German film. Amusing and thought provoking. The story does not have the tight arc of American storytelling which gives it room to breathe. Yea, I like it a lot. https://www.tasteofcinema.com/2017/6-reasons-why-toni-erdmann-is-the-best-foreign-language-film-of-2016/#:~:text=One of the elements that,kind of comedy is implied.
  18. Sportswriters are the dumbest people in the world who get paid to write. Bohls personifies that. He's also always overcompensated in his Texas writing for fear of being called a homer. He was covering A&M during the Sherrill years and clearly liked tooting their horn. You can't really expect the moron chorus of sportswriters to grasp such a complicated proposition as two (two!!!!) different sources of revenue for a player. They also run like a herd, these idiots. Expect this notion about Texas being different and sorta evil to take hold for a while as the morons keep quoting each other about it. At some point, a sports pundit will want to be contrary and contest this notion about Texas. Then the herd will thunder in that direction because everybody really wants to associate with success.
  19. If he does most of the talking, they can get the whole show done in five minutes.
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