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RomaVicta

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  1. Listen to this just for Olin's first syllables in his debut as a radio guest outside of Texags. From 0:22 (silence to gather his formidable thoughts) Ummmm gosh uh I thought uh Iya Iya Iya I think that uh...tha- uh Jim Schlossnagle becomes the uh Texas A&M's version of... Judas! Um Brutus! Um Judas, Brutas and Schoss: They're like three of a kind....Um...Ack!...Ya know!..It's one thing...... 26 seconds of riveting radio brought to you by a regard's regard. Seriously, it's gold.
  2. * You never hit anybody in the mouth because you are all mouth yourself. I know, I know: you hadn't trained for the altitude or you would kick everybody's ass.
  3. Sure. They were close personal friends who he interviewed and sought stories from. He assumed they were good Ags like himself. All part of the Aggie family. He sends them invitations to his fucking wedding. "You get one of these in mail?" "Yea. Kinda weird, huh? Any interest in going?" "Not if this was in a town that had anything to do in it. Free food. Bridesmaids. What the fuck?" "Yea, what the fuck. You think he'll ask us to call him Brauny, again?" "We can bring him a jock to sniff."
  4. Yes, if you lose sight of pursuing a natty, it will be difficult to win them. Your sight on that pursuit is what has made you such a dominant national powerhouse in football. 1 Chickenshit pearl clutching. 2 Infantile fantasies. Same ones that led the skinny corps guy to pull a sword on the SMU cheerleaders.
  5. Ah, the genius steps forth in wrath. Brutus wasn't a traitor, he actually cared about the republic. And he didn't just "fall on a sword" like some luckless freshman in the corps who stumbled into a senior's room to escape homoerotic hazing from the manliest of men. Brutus threw himself on his sword, you fucking idiot. What a turnip.
  6. Colorado Ag making shit up. I love the picture of the cemetery. Then the joke.
  7. This has to be a record for a press conference at another school. Yellow = True Green = False
  8. I've noticed in trips to SECrant over the past few years that a lot of Aggies have the icons of other schools. Maybe they lost internet bets or something. Some admit it. Some you can just tell by the parrot-speak.
  9. A&M will score another profound victory by having the first series played there.
  10. * Can we set up a meeting so you can show us how to do it? Did you see our football coach search? There's also a lot of this: They must have very insubstantial balls to be always hoping they exist.
  11. Can it be that some people who get to know A&M don't really like it that much? Impossible! They did the Saw 'Em Off and everything! This is a destination, not a way station! Those players went to A&M to play for a winner. That's Schloss not Aggie. Goes double for Texas. I am a little ambivalent about their players coming here, but that's just the new way.
  12. Fearless on Every Front, Aggies take dead solid aim at their foot. This could be glorious.
  13. Interesting from Texags. They keep calling this the "newspaper" incident and deride Schloss for caring so much. The issue is them "yelling at our players over the dugout." They're blind to the actual point.
  14. She's wearing the right jersey. All she has to do is say, "go team!" They elected Donald Trump as president and want to do it again (third time as far as those traitors are concerned).
  15. Think of the pearl clutching after they get crushed at the Shoe.
  16. Breathe. Into. A. Bag. They've talked themselves into the silliness that Schloss is going to run down A&M. He's just that evil! Of course, Schloss won't, but the genius of Olin and the cult will interpret every breath to see what they are looking for. In ten years, this will be like their idiotic story of the Corps loading artillery on a flatbed traincar to shell Waco after the riot the Aggies caused. The Texas Rangers barely got there in time to stop them! Forked tongue Schloss sad bad things! The Corps was barely stopped from shelling the cesspool where nobody wants to live called Asstin! The whole town of College Station needs to be cropdusted with atavan or valium. Or not. Some of them will stroke out, but that's a small price to pay for this kind of entertainment.
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