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RomaVicta

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  1. I thought this was William, at first. Maybe it's a pen name. Times change. You no longer value a sitting natty winner as much as the old days. You don't really have to know how to win a national championship in this new modern age as defined continually by TexAggies. At the same point in time, Saban had landed on Moon. Elko is the sharpest kid in the rocket club. Nearly tangible similarity! It's remarkable how Aggies lead the world in loss examination! Elko may not be sitting heavily on an NC, but he loses the same way Saban did years later. They're just about the same person, really. It's almost scary how similar these guys are. I'm sure Alabama's schedule was as widely doubted as A&M's. Red notes are final rankings. Almost a carbon copy (remember carbon copies, kids? No? Fuck you.)! Their last two losses were the same as well. Bama played #1 and #2 and only managed a couple of touchdowns in each game! Eerily similar. What do we deduce? Or, at least, what does this Aggie analyst deduce? The Aggies are on that launchpad to the moon this coming year! Off to a good start against Missouri State.
  2. They have their chair. It was symbolic. It's what you sit on when you're working your shine box.
  3. Sentenced to life in a blue barrel.
  4. Guy'd be a stone cold slaughter in the middle.
  5. I was wondering how good Cushing was. Their line was much better than last season, I thought. They went from pitiful to competent, and that seems like a pretty solid advance from what they'd been. I wondered if an upgrade in talent (graduation of the cubes) and a better coach would do them good. Not anymore.
  6. A sampling of TexAgs this morning. For the particularly dumb ones, I try to make sure they have an Agtag. Same thread, these guys know what would appeal to a penniless QB prospect! From a different thread. Very Aggie. Quash the truth: Some true insight, here. Actually, most of that does matter, IMHO. Otherwise, dead on. They are just that talented and awesome and rough, tough, real stuff! When ESiPN is not quite clear enough for your audience which, admittedly, isn't that bright to start with: I guess since ebil t.u. is in the new, wittier reference, ESPN doesn't get capitalized either. Klein isn't just bad. He's the goddamn enemy working against the dear old Aggies: * He surely could use the experience! Maybe keep legal genius, SouthLlano, away from a Boy Scouts job. Klein should be prostrate with gratitude for his opportunity. Motherfucker just coaches for himself. Pure EBIL! I leave you with impenetrable Aggieness. Obvious observation that slides to incoherent response. I don't know, maybe it's me, but I think it's these Aggies and their logic.
  7. On TexAgs the majority opinion (vast majority) is that they played like champions prior to Elko's raise and, with remarkable timing, they failed to play like the champions they are against USCe, t.u. (mediocre team), and Miami. Maybe the biggest example of what constant self-congratulatory narcissism means with Aggies is their aversion to the word lose. It's not just games they won't use the word (outscored, instead), but they refer to losing efforts as underachieving. The notion here is that with only a little more passion (displayed for all to see) or a little less interference from the t.u. controlled referee establishment or disappointing coaching performance, they would be revealed as the champions they already are. The offense wasn't stopped. Klein had his mind elsewhere and didn't care. That's largely the reason Reed "regressed" as the season proceeded and melted down against good competition. Further, with their huge talent advantage (in their heads), they should be in the title hunt every year. You take over coaching at Texas, Notre Dame, tOSU, Alabama, or USC, you expect that expectation and perception. There is truth in it. At A&M, they don't recognize that they're still Michigan State or maybe Iowa. Because of the Aggie attitude, they end up making crazy deals with coaches. Why else would a promising or established coach go there? And cannot stand the notion that nobody really gives a shit about them unless they pay attention. Then people learn what a weird place that is.
  8. *Neither did you. Maybe losing to a "mediocre" team means you don't belong either.
  9. Kills me that I will remain so far behind on this beloved thread, but... * Because no coach wants to stay at A&M. You must always worry that they will flee the shit storm that you've created. You are not a destination. You are only able to hold coaches through absurd contracts. The thing is, you won't get anyone who has great ambition to be Aggie coaches or is in the prime of their career. You're only hope is to catch lightning in a bottle with an up and comer who leaves you with something great. Is it a mystery not that Elko's name only appeared on the board of actually big time schools after the cream was gone?
  10. Knowing who his father is, the fetus opted out. Hell awaits me.
  11. I thought the Aggies got away with one maybe two pass interference calls the first half. I guess it's a tradition.
  12. One gets the impression that any decision that wasn't hiring an OC is a bad decision even when it's a good decision. We near Festivus. There will continue to be airing.
  13. 1. Holy Trinity of Aggies: t.u., Jesus, Johnny Football 2. Really? Starched and pressed overalls? You can't even fake being a farmer right.
  14. Maybe just a little presumptuous.
  15. I don't belong in a detailed conversation about defensive strategy. I will note my problem with PK was our defense protecting a lead and wanting to run the clock out. Too many games suddenly became close because we changed what we were doing. It's the whole stupid victory defense rigamorole. I'll also note the Surliness of applauding a good move like hire Muschamp while complaining that it wasn't the move desired in another area. Great DC hire! Should've been a new OC! Axes get ground to dust here.
  16. Somebody here is very stupid and can't read. I cover your point. I've made mine. Lick your wounds and move on. ETA: Hahahahahahaha
  17. I wonder if the Blacks working the cotton fields were working their family's farm by choice with expectation the work would end. Did your uncle have the option of raping or beating or killing you or whatever whim swept him up at the moment? Did your cornball, sanctimoniously calloused hands look like this? Fuck you for making the comparison and for being obtuse enough to think that cotton's connection to racism is the absurd notion that white people never physically picked cotton. I doubt that the throwing of cotton at a football game is particularly offensive to Black persons, but that's not for me to determine. If it is, I wouldn't do it. If I suspected it was, I wouldn't do it. Your uncle should have sat you on his knee to explain that needlessly offending people is a bad thing perpetrated by dickheads. I look forward to your future findings about the many silly notions of racism.
  18. Bad omen.
  19. He can also just say he was a huge fan of Meat Judging. He can have Meat Pimp's face put on his left arm.
  20. It's sort of like TexAgs with everybody thinking they know enough to make a judgment on why PK was fired. We have no idea. But we make shit up.
  21. Baylor beat us in 1974 for the first time in forever. They left their scoreboard on all weekend. They had posters made. Home beat Visitors.
  22. On the way to Lake Houston where we had a miserable houseboat (that I loved) back in the 60s, we'd pass a block of land with wooden derricks all crowded together. I suppose they were built before regulations were passed to spread them out. I believe crowding them lessens the overall yield. Glad I got a look at that. I'm sure they're long torn down now.
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