This was our busiest night yet in this house. We had to take our kids down the block for a party so we left my mother on a rocking chair on the front porch. She’s notoriously stingy and uses Halloween as a teaching moment about manners and only taking one piece. I get it, but it’s embarrassing. She had 800 pieces of candy to give out and was out by 7:35. I’m done buying the good stuff. They can have bubble gum next year.
I think I’ve already posted about this, but if I haven’t, listen to this. If that thing ever dies or stops working correctly, be sure to email them. They will send a brand new replacement and tell you how to fix the old one.
I'm not good at explaining stuff like that. It's on the thicker side. It reminds me of the Melinda's xtrahot and Marie Sharps stuff, just better tasting.
This is our knife drawer. Anyone can use any of the colored knives they want. The ceramics are trash and the kids can use those. All the victorinox are sturdy enough to be used by them too. But that little Misen is mine. It was sitting in this house in a box, gifted by Misen to the last guy that owned this house. I love it and I don’t want it abused by other people.
He’s probably not wrong about this, considering he’s always been loud about his connection at Alabama, but the guy has been wrong about a ton of shit. Futureman, for all his dipshittery, used to point them out pretty frequently. People did bat an eye about it, and you don’t need to whitenight her.
She's had some hilarious tweets. It's hard to trust someone who called Rex Ryan going back to the Jets, Mike Tomlin being shopped for a first round picks to Carolina, and last month with this detailed report regarding CJ Stroud, "“There are some things going on behind the scenes that I think we are going to find out about soon.”